The Smiths' I Know It's Over

Don't forget about Jeff Buckley's version. Gives me chills every time.

The Boxer and pretty much everything else by Simon and Garfunkel. But especially The Boxer.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

I love Goopy, though and I'm meh on Blake Lively. She's super gorgeous but also super instagram filter.

Hey, Rick Scott:

If you merged Rick Scott and Scott Walker the resulting man would be named Scott Scott and would probably destroy the earth.

Pee-drinkers hate her!

Holy. Shit. "Look at Me" was so scary I realized at the end I was sitting with my hands covering my mouth, feeling like I was about to hurl. And I'm sitting in a lit office, with my coworkers benignly chatting nearby,

WHY did I read?

the goat man story has kept me up all week :( i keep looking at my floor like some crazy lit up jesus thing is going to be there. i don't know what i read these stories but i.can't.stop.

eh, not as scary as werewolf bar mitzvah - spooky, scary

um

THERE IS NO BURT. THERE IS ONLY FLU.

I'm assuming his next move was to thank the nearby ficus tree for pulling him out of a burning tank during the war.

I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

I've written about this one place I used to manage before; a great fine-dining joint in a small Puget Sound town, attracting guests with loads of money and and sometimes loads of entitlement. But for all of the craziness that happened, there were moments of kindness and generosity that made it more than worthwhile.

Celebrity Edition!

When you're raised by wolves, you poop like a wolf.