So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

I went to all those hippy classes to and when it came time for my second all that went out the window. My little dude was a flipper, 40 weeks pregnant and he kept flipping, head up, head sideways, head down, head back up. So we had to schedule a c-section because he was sideways, which makes even a breech birth…

Of course I'm weighing in. Be warned, I am giving (almost) all the details.

You haven't been to many Thanksgivings, have you?

Example A of how "Hot Dudes and Puppies" always wins me over. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

....and they're all dangerously handsome.

Is he going for candy imagery here?

Scott & Scott on U Talkin' U2 to Me?!

Bullshit. If he'd never hit her before, he would've reacted to the fact that he knocked her unconscious like, I don't know, a man who had never punched his girlfriend would react. Not stand there like it was nbd, kick her legs out of the way of the door, and then drag her around like a sack of fucking potatoes.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

"KANYE IS FINE: Here's a Video of Cats Wearing Hats"

Seconded. If they won't allow crowdfunding for one legal medical procedure, why are they allowing crowdfunding for cancer treatments, medical bills to pay for surgeries for injuries, etc.?

I'm a well known jokester.

I was going to write an email pointing out that abortions are not at all like hate speech or sorcery anyway, now I am going to add this demand.

The only reasonable course is for us to rally and demand that GoFundMe also prohibit crowdfunding for all other legal medical procedures.

You can CAN two sodas a day if you open your own low-efficiency soda factory!

Ted Cruz, in the Rotunda, with a vaginal ultrasound machine.