I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.
One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish
"KANYE IS FINE: Here's a Video of Cats Wearing Hats"
Seconded. If they won't allow crowdfunding for one legal medical procedure, why are they allowing crowdfunding for cancer treatments, medical bills to pay for surgeries for injuries, etc.?
I'm a well known jokester.
I was going to write an email pointing out that abortions are not at all like hate speech or sorcery anyway, now I am going to add this demand.
The only reasonable course is for us to rally and demand that GoFundMe also prohibit crowdfunding for all other legal medical procedures.
You can CAN two sodas a day if you open your own low-efficiency soda factory!
Ted Cruz, in the Rotunda, with a vaginal ultrasound machine.
I thank her for sharing her story so much, but I will laud the first female political candidate to be like, "I didn't want a kid at the time. Fuck you and whatever horse you rode in on. My body, bitches." (Exact quote)
"It would be disturbing to think that she may be using her abortions as a way to gain political favor with Democratic voters," Horne added.
This right here is why I really hate the mentality that I need to give a reason for or "excuse" my abortion. It's my business, and they can fuck off why. If you try to justify it all it does is give them grist for their mill. Just like anything else medical, "nunya business" is enough.
I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.
This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.
Letter Writer #3: I know every person is different and it depends on the drugs, but I've been in similar situations. Here's the best I've got. You're not being selfish at all. You're not just doing the best possible thing for you, you're doing the best possible thing for her. Sit her down and have a talk with her…
Sorry, there are too many comments for me to wade through and see if someone had already posted this awesome Oatmeal Comic on mantis shrimp. If not, here:
These same guys who 'hate' golddiggers are usually the ones hoping that women are golddiggers because they use money as a stand-in for a good personality.
Stuff like this makes me so wary of dating men. These men who spew hatred towards women online are people we all know: our coworkers, neighbours, friends, current and ex boyfriends. The Internet just allows them the freedom to go on verbally abusive tirades and say hateful, sexist things they wouldn't have the courage…