I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

"If anyone wants to hear me trash talk about this woman, come to my business. We can talk in the rape room!"

I was just looking to make sure someone else caught that! I'm still grinning haha

DAMNIT, I missed your comment. I made the same observation. We're 12.

Yeah, there's no fucking way lover boy is coming in the bathroom AT ALL if that's going down. The second I realize what it is, I'm hauling ass to the bathroom & turning on a scalding hot shower before even trying to remove it. And I'm locking the door behind me until I've scoured my ladybits with Comet. I may not call…

the only reason I call BS is that after she remembered it had been that long, she still would be trying to preserve the mood. Umm, if I suddenly remembered a tampon or anything else was in my business for two weeks I would kick my husband out of the house for an hour before I tried to fix it. And then I would go to a…

I'm kind of curious what you did your thesis on — either undergrad or grad.

I don't think so at all. The physical burden of the mattress is strenuous, sure. But think of how walking in with a mattress will disrupt every class she goes to. How much room it takes up in an elevator. How it will slow/block traffic on a stairwell. Hell, how many people will be made uncomfortable by asking…

She's already suffering. Now people will have to witness it in a more tangible way.

i think flowbee actually thinks it's LITERALLY every white man. i bet that's it. i bet that is exactly what she's saying.

That contract takes all the open out of an open relationship.

This doesn't even seem like a very open relationship. I mean, what is allowed? Kissing? That's an awful lot of rules in exchange for just being able to kiss someone else, and in the end, it'd be a lot simpler to just have a closed relationship.

Open relationship?

Maybe he hoped that the people who have said that they loved him all his life would live up to that and accept him.

Maybe corporations are classified as super-people because they're something men can give birth to.

Here is a picture of Matt Bomer woodworking. You are very welcome.

Holy buckets.

I kind of love this.

Filliam H. Muffman are the Cadillac of Hollywood couples.