I DON'T KNOW. But I saw that and was like I KNOW THAT ORDER.

It was awful! It was only like, my second week on the job, and I let this horrible woman convince me I was wrong when I should have known that I was right.

I always find it kind of weird when somebody makes a fatty/unhealthy drink and then uses a no calorie sweetener.

I worked as a barista for a summer, and a woman came in and asked for a dry latte. I made it, and she looked at it, and gave it back asking for it to be drier. I dumped it out and made another one. She tried it, and gave it back, asking for drier. I made a third one, still not good.

I feel like someone made this for her once to make fun of her, just to see if she'd believe them. And now she orders it everywhere because she thinks it's an authentic dry latte just like they drink in Italy.

Large coffee, black. See how easy it is? I don't know why people make it hard with "ingredients".

Sounds kind of delicious, minus the sweet n low.

OH MY LORD. That is just crazy.

i wish i could just take a picture of my face reading some jez stuff, today, because i am pretty sure my face has been the very perfect definition of 'baffled' all morning.

Ugh, everyone knows a dry latte is a latte with only a splash of vermouth. What is she talking about?

I THINK THAT LADY HAS BEEN VACATIONING ON MARTHAS VINEYARD. I've had that exact same type of crazy.

Guhhhh — I use Sweet and Low (yes, on purpose) in iced tea, in moderation... but when a little bit of it gets stuck to the rim of the glass and you accidentally taste it by itself it's horrifying. I cannot imagine 3 PACKAGES of Sweet and low as a topping.

Oh my god no. I have worked at a well known coffee shop chain all summer and I have made some pretty weird drinks but I might have had to draw the line at that! Especially during a rush! Ugh, the entitlement of coffee costumers drives me crazy!

It's been said a lot but still must be repeated:

I found out my now-fiance was cheating at our first Thanksgiving g together. We were at his parents house, playing card games. I got up to get a drink, and noticed he had extra cards in his hand. No, I didn't break up with him then and there. I should have. But I looked around, AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY WAS DOING THE SAME…

Weirdest overheard sex related conversation by far though, two women in a used bookstore. They have high shelves separating each section, so there was a barrier behind which I could gape. One woman was explaining to the other about how her roommate had caught her having sex again. Through the course of the…

I lived in a small town and had been dating a guy who was kind of shady, but I didn't have any proof that he was seeing other women. One day I was getting my hair done and talking, as one does, to the stylist about my situation. I notice the woman next to me listening to me rather intently. She suddenly interrupted…

This could be why...

Ughhhhhhh. I have a power button between my shoulder blades in solid black.

If it was a tramp stamp it could have been an inspirational message for anyone with chronic constipation.