If you read the Silverstone ones in her Cher Horowitz voice they become much easier to take.

I love eating nuts—seriously, once they're out, it's hard to stop eating them. I'm just like my mom in that department!

Noelle Stevenson's response to this was my favorite.

It's been some years since I read His Dark Materials, but would The Subtle Knife count? Suddenly it's not just one world at stake, but all worlds, including ours, and it adds some new depth to things that previously seemed familiar and safe.

Have you gotten over the fact that old age and death is unavoidable and will take every person you love or have ever known? Because I think a lot of people aren't over that.

I think she's grappling with the idea that he will grow up and that means they will both die someday. This video is super fucked up. Maybe put down the camera and console her for a second.

Kids Have The Darndest Existential Fears?

Dear Legolas: Next time you battle Gollum and need a Second, call upon me. Your bow and arrow will be ever at the ready. Love, AE.

It has everything to do with eugenics. It's thesis is that dumb people are outbreeding smart people and thus will ruin society. It literally postulates bad genes destroying the world. A more on the nose apologetic for eugenics you will not find outside of leni riefenstahl.

I thought the same thing about Bill! You just know he gave Jessicuh a savings bond for her first birthday as a vampire.

When the fucking Yakuza cars showed up, I yelled "Are you shitting me?!?" at my TV. While I'm sure they could have been more offensive if some how they got the still mostly fresh corpse of Mickey Rooney to play one of the Yakuza, but damn.

is anyone actually emotionally invested in sam and his wife? at least personally, i completely forget about them until they're on screen and being annoying and then i just go back to imagining naked mountaintop eric again

That is seriously cool. I imagine wearing those antlers all day may have gotten inconvenient, though.

It says something for the quality of character building in Adventure Time that I saw this and actually got a little sad that he's putting the crown back on. DON'T DO IT, SIMON!

Yaaaaas, lady!wendigo. Glory to her.

In my experience, the people who would shame women for dressing up as characters so "revealing" as Wonder Women and Power Girl for "attention" also tend to be the first people to get outraged when their costumes are changed for something more "modest". The irony burns.