I found out my now-fiance was cheating at our first Thanksgiving g together. We were at his parents house, playing card games. I got up to get a drink, and noticed he had extra cards in his hand. No, I didn't break up with him then and there. I should have. But I looked around, AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY WAS DOING THE SAME…

Weirdest overheard sex related conversation by far though, two women in a used bookstore. They have high shelves separating each section, so there was a barrier behind which I could gape. One woman was explaining to the other about how her roommate had caught her having sex again. Through the course of the…

I lived in a small town and had been dating a guy who was kind of shady, but I didn't have any proof that he was seeing other women. One day I was getting my hair done and talking, as one does, to the stylist about my situation. I notice the woman next to me listening to me rather intently. She suddenly interrupted…

This could be why...

I actually support that tattoo idea.

My drunk punk ex-roommate has "it ain't gonna suck itself" tattooed in an arc above his pubic area. He also has a tattoo of a dude jacking off on the toilet holding a titty magazine. Now he's a dad : /

You fucked a guy named Spooky. Instant legendary status.

I love this story, I love the way you told it, and I love you for sharing it!

Done by a traveling tattoo artist who was following Phish through my college town, and knew my neighbor. It's supposed to be a combo of a peace sign, a woman's symbol and...a leaf I got covered up.

It's a spade because obv I was hardXcore at 17 years old. Used to hang out with a 20-something Juggalo who had the hots for me and maybe/maybe not traded some BJs for beer. He had a 'tattoo artist' friend who owed him a 'favor' (drug money) and was like "omg grl i can hook you up with a free tat ilu." Being a very…

Not mine but good. My brother got a GIANT "Established 1986" across his upper-back between his shoulder blades. Then, in 2006 he was drinking whisky, took off his shirt and was wandering around a parking lot with his whisky bottle. So he see's a a cop and thinks he'd better scram so he turns to walk away and....…

I don't have a worst tattoo story but I do have a best tattoo story.

Ughhhhhhh. I have a power button between my shoulder blades in solid black.

If it was a tramp stamp it could have been an inspirational message for anyone with chronic constipation.

This is a different kind of tattoo horror story.

If you read the Silverstone ones in her Cher Horowitz voice they become much easier to take.

I love eating nuts—seriously, once they're out, it's hard to stop eating them. I'm just like my mom in that department!

Noelle Stevenson's response to this was my favorite.

Have you gotten over the fact that old age and death is unavoidable and will take every person you love or have ever known? Because I think a lot of people aren't over that.