Dear Legolas: Next time you battle Gollum and need a Second, call upon me. Your bow and arrow will be ever at the ready. Love, AE.

In my experience, the people who would shame women for dressing up as characters so "revealing" as Wonder Women and Power Girl for "attention" also tend to be the first people to get outraged when their costumes are changed for something more "modest". The irony burns.

I also like the fact it had a gay couple using the service.

STRIP MANCALA. I'M DYING.

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

I was on a third date with a guy we'll call Joe. I hadn't had sex for a while and had offered on previous dates, but he wanted to wait, so I respected that. We go to the house that Joe is housesitting at for friends and start making out in the bedroom. I rip all of my clothes off in one smooth motion, tossing them to…

After breaking up with my high school boyfriend and having a long, depressing freshman year of college, I met this guy named Clint at a summer beach party through friends. He was a perfect summer fling. He was an incredibly tall (6'7), sweet, laid back, brown curly haired stoner dude with a giant dick, and he lived…

Hot damn. I would be super agreeing with dude's hotness if I had first seen him in anything other than The Fall.

There's always Snopes http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/…

WHAT IF HE GREW UP BECAME THE NEXT SHREDDER OR KRANG???

Nope, that's not what it means. A-List on Southwest means that you have preferred status as a frequent flier. You can't buy this for $10. From the Southwest website...

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

and I thought you didn't need feminism because you're a bear.

Yeah, pretty much all of these reek of "Are any boys watching? Do they look impressed?"

Oh, honey. If this doesn't scream "please like me, men! here's my tit!" I don't know what does.

Yes, I feel like this is a perfect time to launch into relationship advice for men. yes yes indeed.

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"