So the ozone hole was a hoax, because it went away (is going away) after we took steps to minimize its impact and reverse its effects by eliminating freon and certain spray chemicals?

Butts are strong people that don't need no man!

How I miss David Rakoff. God, so much testosterone!

I believe it's not exactly the Oxford comma issue. Rather, I think it should have been a disjunction (or) rather than a conjunction (and).

No, we didn't. Most people just had rowdy celebrations late into the night. Some asshole drunk frat kids set a couch or two on fire, but those were quickly put out. Don't equate what some lousy college jerks did with the rest of the city.

I appreciate the sentiment, but the "definitely not in their league" qualification makes me kinda frowny-face.

My partner thinks Skarsgard is just as hot as I do, and we'd both like to experience DDL's undeniable physical charms. Some people transcend sexual orientation in their glorious hotness.

In his prime, Cmdr. Riker was a tasty piece of meat. I salute your taste.

My SO refuses to tell me his celebrity crush for this very reason (he is afraid of being judged), but when I confessed my burning desire for Ira Glass, he FREAKED OUT because apparently SO's brother has always been told he's a dead ringer for Ira Glass. We spend a lot of time with SO's brother so I can understand why…

Fellow Twin Peaks fans?? Billy Zane as Audrey Horne's last boyfriend would have been my celebrity crush specifically out of that show.

I personally find it weird that some people *don't* have Skarsgard dreams.

All I know is that my husband totally gets my Alexander Skarsgard appreciation, and what's more, doesn't blame me for it. That's true love, right there.

Gillian Anderson. I wholeheartedly agree with his assessment. I encouraged him to watch The Fall for more ice-cold Anderson goodness.

I miss Daria. :,(

Well, I guess he really isn't like most rapists, in that he was tried and convicted in a court of law.

Thing is, this doesn't even really make sense with it's own internal logic. Like, so, the judge doesn't think he's a threat to strangers but only to women who he might really like? So, I mean, so long as he's never attracted to another woman all will be well?

He does have a point. I once got fired from a job for repeatedly coming in late and drunk. Show me where in the constitution it says that's illegal? You can't.

How is it that the Supreme Court is aware of Hobby Lobby having previously provided coverage for the very birth control they claim to be so morally against (not to mention their investments and importing from China) and still rule in their favor?

Oh I see - Men just need to whisper sweet nothings at women and women will vote without thinking through the issues. We do get such swooning spells when politicians stroke our egos! Couldn't be that the Dems actually have a platform and policy record that has been more beneficial to gender equality. Couldn't be…

I think the more upsetting part to parents is that their kids are sticking their iPhones down their pants rather than getting an actual fucking vibrator.