"Thurber doesn't want to open it"

I saw this movie. It was pretty awesome. But complaining about this movie being accurate is like saying Jesus Christ Superstar is blasphemy because people didn't randomly break into song every five minutes in ancient Israel. Whether you believe the Noah story is myth or history, this is an interpretation. Chill out,…

The watermelon one is interesting because I never realized the swirls when through it completely....and that the seeds (seem to?) grow from them.

I see Microsoft beta tests things like Kinja does.

I always hate when parents go 'videos games are bad for kids!' My son first played a Sony PlayStation at 4(and I taught him how to use my Mac at 3), today he's in College to MAKE video games. That's what I'll tell folks who say omg they're evil LOL This kid...future game programmer maybe!

Probably hasn't been discovered before because no parent has ever actually set it up for their kids.

All I hear in my head is Cleveland Brown saying "No, no, no no!"

do you mean like this?

pretty much exactly the same as my alarms but i like to use some on my ipad and some on my phone so that i have to think and figure out which one is going off

I feel that lawyers should be higher up on this list.

I think it's fair to equate body shape or looks with gender or race in this context. If you're stumpy and 4' 11", you're never going to look like a character who's 6' and 130 pounds. If you have an ordinary appearance and you're supposed to be a breathtakingly handsome or beautiful character you're not exactly going…

Did you miss the quotations?

In high school we had a friend who doodled dicks on everything with pen. Whenever you didn't look he'd do it on your homework, usually moments before it was time to turn it in. So we all learned to be creative with transfroming penises into other things to get out of (or into less) trouble. Notable things I remember…

Quirky things like this make me feel like I don't give the African continent enough of my attention. I adore the cultures and locales of Asia, Europe and South America (and have every intention to visit once I am fully qualified in my new role), yet I never devote enough time to researching the cultures of different…

After watching these two videos, I could very much dig a sitcom where instead of all the algorithms and such that keep Google running, it's a cubicle farm with office workers trying to keep up with the queries (add in a dash of NSA agents sneaking around, scammers trying to distract the workers to spam some ads, etc).

Note to men (and people in general): If a woman drives up in a van and asks if you are single and doing anything tonight DO NOT GET IN THE VAN WITH THEM. That is stupid. You are not that good looking. Stop watching so much porn. Life doesn't work that way.

Well at least it doesn't produce nuclear waste or emit high levels of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.

Can I just say again, "more articles like this" please?

I understand that there are slow news days, but I appreciate the articles that dive into certain aspects of the gaming culture, as opposed to the daily "Twitch Plays Pokemon" fodder.