Perhaps your female teachers were simply less patient with how you tried to participate in discussions without doing the reading.

I can feel the #NotAllStudents. I can feel it coming.

Good one! I learned this the hard way after repeatedly buying cheap pans only to have to replace them. Finally got a quality set from family. The thrift store is a good, cheap option, too!

Good cookware. It may cost a few hundred dollars - heck even just a nice skillet/frypan can cost over a hundred - but If it gets you to cook one extra time a month vs. dining out It pays for itself quickly.

Among the things March of Dimes is campaigning for is the removal of pregnancy as a pre-existing condition on women's health insurance applications. The More You Know (TM).

She should have bitten Don Lemon.

99% sure that letter wasn't actually written by a woman.

wait, wha? that's not matthew mcconaughey, that's renee zellweger

Because once the mother has the baby she is responsible for not depriving Murikan corporations who make formula of their profits. Boobies producing the elixir of life cut into the bottom line. Duh.

How good were she and Chris Cooper together in that film? I mean, really.

My mom took me to see Down and Out in Beverly Hills a billion times (because she was in love with Nick Nolte) and I will never, ever forget how great she was in that. But Lone Star, man. LONE STAR.

She is also the perfect response to the inevitable Thanksgiving tirade from Drunk Uncle: "I bet you can't name me one Mooslim that had come out and said terrorism is wrong!"

Letter Writer #2:

You're trying to tell me that your sexual consent trumps my forever home!? Bullshit!

No matter how we slice this shit, this lady is fucking crazy.

All the people in House of Sand and Fog, barring the cop, were sympathetic. This lady is not despite having disabled family members.

Maybe she just came down with a really bad case of affluenza.

I hope they throw the book at her. She seems pretty delusional.