To the 60 year olds who rely on the NYTimes to tell them what's "cool", yup.

The worst thing about New York is that the rents are outrageous, even for those living up their own butts.

I'm obsessed with advice columns! Carolyn Hax is by far my favorite, and I frequently find myself reading Dear Abby, or Ask Amy, and thinking "man, Carolyn Hax would have answered this waaaaay better".

Of course Wrecking Ball isn't about Liam, that would imply that she had something to do with it being written.

Or you could just not get married. That seems to be increasingly popular these days.

My eight year old is going to be CRUSHED by this development. I, on the other hand, will be thrilled to finally put an end to the stream of toilet paper roll lightsabers, binoculars, swords, nun-chucks, telescopes, Hot Wheels car tunnels and megaphones that is threatening to take over my house.

Nope. She is definitely saying "Fuckin' hell."

Sausage, chips, and "mushy peas". Feh.

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Cats in boats because mice and rats on boats are a huge problem. They eat food, spoil food, eat wires, chew through things... ships need cats.

I really think Florida should embrace "You should visit and then go home" as a tourism slogan.

Semi-relevant story time! I was friends with a guy for a year or so, and then I was like, "He's cute, maybe I should see if we could be more," so I invited him to meet me at a bar. We ended up going back to his house together where he seemed really determined to sleep on the couch. I didn't get it but I thought maybe…

Haha. I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes watching the flight path.

Oh god I hope not. Watching the flight path on the seat back screen is the ONLY thing that keeps the plane in the air when I travel, I'm sure of it.

The glass of Chardonnay didn't fall far from the veranda here.

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

Someone got extra credit from the jaded-as-fuck fairy, I see.

I may receive violent threats and web banishment for these sentiments, but I'm posting them anyhow; I don't think this trend of public shaming is all that bad. This woman has been humiliated by her son and as such she has utilized resources at her disposal. I would feel different if she called him names and wrote…

YES PLEEZE GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED TAMPONS MOTHAFUCKAAAAZ. What those things cost is just nasty. I've been agitating for this since Period Day Zero in 1983.

So just to point this out before comments fill up too much: The argument here is not that Android is just cheap and not good. It is that the defining factor for Android's proliferation was its cheapness, independent of its quality. It's why the Windows Phone Nokia play makes sense at $100 for the flagship Windows…