I'll solemnly promise to launch your cat to the fucking moon for $50.

This sounds like a scheme to separate anxious new parents from their money.

For some reason a lot of these make me kind of sad. People who are so specific and demanding about certain things, especially food, tend to have other stuff going on that's maybe not quite normal too. I know it sounds insane, but as someone with an eating disorder I kind of get where the coleslaw guy was coming from…

Interesting that there's no mention of the BBC 1979 tv series starring Cheryl Campbell and Peter Woodward.

Let's make the trailer of one this new adaptation of one such an important piece of feminist and pacifist literature about the hair of a mediocre tv actor. It's not like Vera Brittain is an important feminist icon or anything.

This is one of my favorite, favorite books...please let the film be good.

I laugh now, but I've had loads of trouble explaining the word "vegetable" to EFL students. If you say "like salad", they assume it only means salad greens. And if you name vegetables, well, obviously they don't know the words for any vegetables yet. I actually have to Google a photo and project it on the screen.

Wasn't it egg salad? Not that it made much difference, but give me MST3K any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

This could explain why my favorite Woody Allen film is What's Up, Tiger Lily. It's 100% overdubbed nonsense about potato salad.

Especially the most recent ones. Allen has a real tin ear for dialogue for any character other than his own (and even then, that's a excruciatingly overworn and hyper-Semitic parody doing a stand-up comedy set). While his notion of how upper class Brits speak is painful enough to listen to, his notion of how the rest…

Guarantee: This guy will get married in prison.

No, I would go to the bank and deposit it.

Yes! Good one.

She might be more famous internationally than she is here. She is still putting out music and is building schools in poor parts of Colombia and other parts of the world.

"Hey Girl. I was just thinking about you dying in a horrible accident."

"I had a farm in Africa...."

I'm all about fun but I don't really understand how they're allowed to do this. Are there any flight attendants that can weigh in? Like if something happens on the plane can't the passengers then later sue and say "we didn't appropriately get the safety instructions it was all make out to be a joke" - like we assume…

Except that Prudie would focus all of her attention on the underage drinking and completely ignore the murder.

FYI, most Spaniards do not consider themselves Latin. They use that term to refer to Latin Americans. —married to a Spaniard

My ex met Antonio Banderas when she was a kid (she was a child extra on Spy Kids). Apparently he was very friendly and gave all the kids Pokemon cards (which were the rage then).