I hate wraps. I hate my food rolled up (I don’t even especially like burritos). I like my food neatly stacked in layers, as a good sandwich should be. And I NEVER roll a NY pizza slice. Barbarians all around me.

Oh, New York Times, really....

Like going to New York and eating pizza at Sbarro.

Is it real lobster, or a squicky surimi-like smushed together with cornstarch and filler pseudo lobster of scraps and scrapings? Why am I even asking?

It wasn’t when we all were in pre-school.

Whew. After a couple’a days of angsty and sanctimonious and shrill and squeaky, as well as sincere and intelligent and sage and real, it’s nice to see

NOW? NOW? Would all you well-meaning types stop? She’s just another grifter, cloaked in a stolen good cause.

And la Rachael has as much credibility in her adopted identity as this creature:

I so agree. How is it that a horses’-ass stupid acting out liar has actually stirred up fans? She’s a major drama queen, and I have no doubt that more and more of her toxic mischief will be uncovered. I blame reality TV and the Kardashians. Too many people have grown up thinking that being a jerk in public has…

She’s DRIVING the bus.

They referred to their minute quantity of Natie American heritage to stress that the rest of them is 100% european, as is their daughter.

Unfortunately, she now has 0% credibility with me now, so I wouldn’t believe much of anything she says.

She should get together with this fathead: http://articles.latimes.com/2008/mar/04/lo…

I have NO DOUBT that there are many people who know this woman who would be relieved to see her move to the “segregated” side of town. They’d probably throw her a party with a pony and baloons.

I’ve gotten gourmet gift stuff of things I’m not crazy about but most people are, like patés and jams, stuff I don’t usually eat. However, I keep them around and serve them to unexpected guests and I really appreciate them then. If it’s nice quality, somebody’s gonna like it, so...so what?

I am hosting the 2016 Autumn Silent Olympics in My Living Room. Please send funding to My P.O. Box 123, checks to cash, and thank you for your support.

Anna, you win the week with the choice of “smitten”.

I would take to my fainting couch with the vapors.

Other people’s typos are the devil’s playground.