Team Harry & Meghan for me, only because The Firm and the British tabs are in overdrive trying to cancel them. Suck it you purveyors of trash, you’re just jealous because they decided that “...the only way to win was not to play the game”

still team harry and megan, only bc charles and camilla seem like tremendously tiresome people

Even still, he managed to find employment selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands

Sherman, set the Wayback Machine to Jan 24, 1995 and the OJ Simpson trial....

I think most people knew that Elvis was a pervert before Sofia Coppola directed a movie about it.

Only someone born post-internet would reflexively think “It was a different time” is meant to be a balm.

I suspected that there were some odd things with Trump trying to look taller. There are photos where his posture is really odd. Leaning forward, like he’s wearing lifts that throw his balance off.

He was lying about his weight too. Nobody was convinced that he was the weight that he and the White House doctor claimed.

There’s ZERO more homework required to watch Phase 4 movies than there ever was to watch Iron Man 3 or Civil War or Ragnarak. Why does this lie keep getting repeated?

Is it hard? Not really. I’ve dated two guys whom the general public would probably put into the category of “really beautiful men.” I am not one of the beautiful people myself. I’m perfectly average. So there was a disparity in attractiveness both times, but it didn’t really matter. Yes, the beautiful men attracted…

I don’t think Marvel has any issue with replacing Majors. They have replaced actors in the past.

My great-grandfather was 5'0" and maybe 120 lbs soaking wet, he was a lumberman and way stronger than appeared. Great-grandma was 5'10" and well north of 250 lbs, probably north of 300 lbs, she was just plain old strong AF, she broke the tops off jars twisting the lids open (she could probably have done a lot of the…

Correct! It is a popular misconception that Napoleon was short. But this was almost certainly British propaganda. (One must recall that although he was exceptionally popular within France during his reign, he was exceptionally *unpopular* without, for pretty much the same reason other autocrats with expansionist goals…

He needs to take up hobbies where he’ll appreciate his height. Would I love a couple more inches? Absolutely, but I never have an issue where I am too tall or short for anything. I think my friends have hated cramming into most of the cars I’ve owned. The only time I’ve ever felt a little insecure about my height is…

You should get smaller boots if you have “an inch or two” of extra room. That’s... absurd.

This is hilarious.

Never really noticed how weirdly DeShitheel walks ... but once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

I’ll never understand why some short guys are like this. My grandfather was five foot even, and he gave no damns about this. As far as I’m concerned, he stood head and shoulders over a nobody like DeSantis no matter how many pairs of high heels he has in the closet.

Anyone who’s seen a little kid wearing their Dad’s shoes recognizes Rob’s gait from the vid where he’s walking across the stage - his boots are several sizes too large for him, and he’s being super careful about where he puts his feet so he doesn’t trip.

which DeSantis declines as he can’t accept gifts.