Right... and to hear that it was CROWDED and insanely slow service?  Nah. I’ll scramble my own eggs. 

The coup talk is so two weeks ago. There is no coup. There’s just a sad desperate man and his cult throwing tantrums.

Full moon?  

As a former jazz musician whose high school jazz band would routinely play at restaurants and special dinners/gala, I’ll tell you that people get up and being dance all the time (maybe not on tables but definitely in the aisles and up on stage and, generally in the way of other patrons). Also, should note that old…

Which Four Seasons are you talking about here? The hotel chain, or Philly-based total landscaping company? Because I am pretty sure the latter could be paid to rent out its space for just about anything, including as a twerking venue.

None of this would have happened if people had stayed home months ago like they were asked to. No winners here.

i said it in the other post, i love the hell out of twerking. but dont fucking do it around me while im eating breakfast. i am not ready for that if im eating eggs and drinking coffee.

as the dad supreme said, if i walked up to that place for my first time and i saw someone doing that i’d go some where else and never…

“I badly want her name to be so sullied that she can never enter the New York elite social scene”

I remember seeing something that said one ‘side’ of the restaurant is a club or something, and the other is an eatery space. If that’s true, then it just sounds like a bad layout.

Exactly.

My favorite part of their story was that they met at the Wishy Washy Laundromat.

I was thinking of her “Girl at party you wish you hadn’t spoken to.”

She was basically rebranding herself as the poor little rich girl to preemptively thwart any criticism of her privilege.

I forced myself to read her wiki page this morning and oh god. The job titles alone are epic fiction. 

I think it’s actually a bit more insidious than that. She was basically rebranding herself as the poor little rich girl to preemptively thwart any criticism of her privilege. Also I’m willing to bet the maid actually made the lemonade, and was then forced to pay to drink it. 

Absolutely they were shitty kids, but at the same time I can get being a clueless kid unaware of your own privilege. What stands out to me is that at 28 years old (which is when she relayed that story in her book), she still somehow thought that story...which begins with her thinking she’s disadvantaged because she…

This isn’t fair. She once ran a successful lemonade stand, and this story should be front and center every time Ivanka is brought up.

She’s using her long string of accomplishments as a launching pad for her political career. By the way, what are her long string of accomplishments?

More like a sowing circle, amirite?

I’ve been yelling about this thing for weeks! Could they have NOT traveled to my city with the sole purpose of doing the exact opposite of social distancing with people outside their household, exposing not only themselves but all of the vulnerable service industry workers they came in contact with??