Wow just wow. Almost everyone quoted in this article is like, “yeah it’s shitty that my employees were treated like that but that’s how I was treated when I was in their position...” We talk about breaking the cycle of abuse in personal relationships and maybe we should start applying that thinking to the restaurant in…

I supported - and continue to support - the idea of the writers here unionizing. My question is, what do GMG - and by extension, we - get in return for this representation?

Jezebel writers may or may not consider themselves to be journalists, but they are paid to write, and it should be embarrassing to them that readers consistently get more reliable information in the comments than they do in the articles themselves.

No body had a mute button. The debate commission said the opponents mic will be muted while each delivered their initial 2 minute statement about each topic.

Welker didn’t have access to a mute button.

Yeah I don’t get the several mentions of Welker not using the mute button as some weird attack on her moderating (moderation?) skills... It’s literally been public information for how long that SHE WOULDN’T BE IN CONTROL OF THE FUCKING BUTTON! Stop putting this on her! She did fab, and this is sloppy journalism.

Two men spoke stridently in their indoor voices while Kirsten Welker, the moderator, seemingly forgot about the existence of the mute button and how to use it.

A straight interview would have been him asking them questions about their music and their lives, not repeatedly obsessing over what language they speak just because they aren’t white. FFS.

You beat me to it. If trashing Hillary Clinton as being equivalent to or even worse than Donald Trump doesn’t count as “tearing down other women,” what does?

“I don’t want to be in something where women are tearing down other women”

I never liked Susan Sarandon much so this tepid cup of tea amused me. Cher, on the other hand, is and has always been a crazy delight. I remember back when Jon Peters first arrived on the scene because he was having a liaison with Streisand and everyone thought he was sleeping his way to the top. Apparently he was…

Hemsworth is almost certainly not participating because he’s not American, and he, his wife, and his kids all live in Australia. And I don’t know what Jeremy Renner’s political affiliation is, but after his ex-wife alleged that he threatened to kill her, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were trying to distance…

One of the most damning indictments of America and a sure signal of our decline is that a group of people so incredibly incompetent have gotten away with so much.

The girl.

Another Ohio voter, a retired steelworker named John Melody, put a finer point on it: “I thought the girl just wanted the job because she wanted to be the boss, that’s all,” he said.

He looks like if someone fixed most of the bugs in the original Eric Trump formula.

There’s something of an irony in having dominant genes for a recessive chin...

Trump getting a DNA test would require self-doubt and introspection, two things he lacks. Children are a sign of his virility so he’ll never question anything that’s his through marriage.

I’m getting more starting forward for the Slovenian national basketball squad vibes as far as fatherhood goes.

With any luck, he gets his height from his mom’s former personal trainer.