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I can imagine her perfectly well as a mother. She’s the type of parent to belittle you and/or yell at you if ever you dare voice a need as a child. She will be mainly annoyed with her children most of the time, interspersed with grand gestures and gifts (with the peace not even lasting all the way through the car

That’s not for us to judge. Feeling abused is relative.

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Emancipating yourself as an underage teen isn’t just a white thing. I did it when I turned 17 and moved out shortly after my 17th birthday.

I bet you’d wish on the monkey’s paw too. 

Sure, it will get overturned, but in how timely of a manner is the concern. Do it now, you can scare some people off, others may get their rights taken away, but by the time things get overturned and rights get restored, the election may have already passed.

The people who voted for it, who proposed it, should all be held liable for the court costs. Bullshit legislation won’t stop until the people pushing it take some kicks in their financial nuts. Right now, there are no consequences that impact them in the slightest, so they just keep pushing constitution-violating laws

This won’t be overturned in the higher courts...nope not all.  Seriously, this shit  is a waste of time and taxpayer money.   

I’ll enter this into evidence.

I was browsing through the sporting goods section of Target one afternoon, when I hear an someone yelling loudly. I turn around to see an irate woman gesticulating wildly and screaming “Hey, dumbass!” After a second, I realize she was trying to get MY attention.

because I’m tired of his off-the-cuff comments that end up fucking him and the whole party in an election that’s far too important. (That’s where the senile accusations come from.)

I give props to Bloomberg for being a rich asshole that called out another rich asshole in the way that only rich assholes can.

I’ve lived in the Arctic. I learned you need fat if you’re doing outdoor activities in the winter. Lots of fat. I did an informal study. I found that the lightest food to carry with the highest fat to weight ratio was macadamia nuts. Best imported from Hawai’i covered in chocolate. Mmmmmmm....

You know your arctic diet rules. Just finished reading a 1890s Canadian arctic narrative that introduced me to the concept of “rabbit starvation.” Don’t you also have to occasionally eat a polar bear liver to get the vitamin A too? Something like that. Eh? 

I had no idea people would be so passionate about algebra homework!

everyone in the replies taking this super seriously and shaming you for not doing your homework probably a decade ago is sending me lol

James Blunt seems like a true fool. However, my recent quarantine reading has led me to books about arctic explorers and interesting information about how people can and do avoid scurvy on an all-meat diet. A lot of them copied the Inuit diet. Fresh raw/rare meat contains adequate amounts of vitamin C, as do animal

Ladies, ladies, toxic masculinity isn’t going away anytime soon so we should make it work for us!

I wouldn’t compare her to Candace Owens, Stacey Dash, that dead pizza guy who’s name escapes me but I wanna say Clarence Thomas though I know that’s not it but him too. All these people are grifting, jokeying for power in a place where they think they can fill a black void, meaning spaces devoid of blackness. They

I mean, is anyone really shocked at anything this woman says after finding out where she went and why?”

It’s like people who love cops and authority are racist, huh, who’d have thunked it?!!!