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Everytime I see that elevator selfie, my eyes roll so far back into my skull that I am afraid they will disconnect from my brain.

No, it was pretty apparent. But also, the real heroes do it while flipping through the air, and ensure that each bullet takes out multiple libtard commies. And if they’re pretty young women, they do it all while wearing the minimum amount of clothing required to get a PG-13 rating.

It took me a minute and then I was like “right! they did this on purpose!!” Because that last Vanity Fair cover with Oprah and Reese Witherspoon was pretty close to this. Once I got through the uncanny valley I loved it, especially McKinnon’s leg.

I read that article this AM,and oh boy... I wouldn’t normally throw ‘ditzy’ out there,but...yeah. She actually said in regards to her getting threats and stuff, “I’m not nervous,because everyone knows that I’m armed. I don’t know why they would threaten an armed person”.

Just like another libtard snowflake cuck to not understand that when a hero returns fire, they do so:

Remember, we must always support the troops, which is why we should support a ridiculously bloated military budget, but be prepared to also shoot the troops that we love so much if the government becomes corrupt unless it’s corrupt for my particular political part- *head explodes from constant logical dissonance*

When I was a little kid I had myself a crush on John Travolta. I was at a State Fair with my family and I won a mirror with his silhouette on it. This was the late 70's, those little mirrors were popular. I was in love with my Travolta mirror! I took loving care of it, wiping it every day with glass cleaner. I didn’t

What I find funny is how all these people act like their stash of guns would really fight off the government if the government actually turned its force against them. I mean seriously, a single drone would lay waste to whatever fortified compound they may have in whatever backwater forest they decided to set up in.

“I have no choice but to conclude that conservatives no longer stand for anything beyond triggering libs.”

I guess it’s fun to cosplay being a badass freedom fighter with an assault rifle when you know that you’ll never actually have to use it (she’d be shooting the students anyway).

God, can you imagine what would have happened had there actually been students shooting back? Remember, the Guard at first blamed a nonexistent sniper for shooting first. If some random noise that sounded like gunfire was enough to get four kids killed, actual return fire would likely have killed hundreds.

“Blue Lives Matter, but also I should be allowed to have a assault rifle to fire at the National Guard at a peaceful demonstration”

lol, shooting back at the National Guard would have been a great way to get yourself and a ton of other people killed. And then you would have been demonized by conservatives for being an anti-government Red.

Was hoping you might pick this one up. The conservative media sphere is having a spontaneous orgasm over the tweet below:

It was stupid. But wearing a costume to a party with a theme of monsters isn’t the same as having Nazi sympathies.

I’m pretty sure they’re referring to Wallis Simpson, the notorious divorcee and Nazi sympathizer. Camilla has no such views, and if she had, they wouldn’t have had much impact forty years after the war.

Believe they were referring to Wallis.

I guess a bunch of TV actors were

SAMANTHA MARKLE I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Meghan’s sister is the WORST.