He’s Rachel Dolezal without the tan and weave. Bitch needs to stop and realize some people are beyond his level.

Sounds a lot like my ex. She started transitioning about a year after we broke up. We became friends, but the relationship was much more off and on than the one we had romantically.

and he’s not fooling anybody with his twitter avatar. bitch i’m not stupid. i’ve seen the closeups.

Plus you’re way too old for this nonsense, Mr. Rappaport. 70 year olds shouldn’t be beefing on Twitter.

You think if he was trying so hard to be black, he would know the importance of a good moisturizer.

“We are, however, curious about who his teammate would be. Panama suggested Billy Hoyle. But I think it just might be a fat-free jar of Hellmann’s.”

When I was in the 5th or 6th grade my closest friend (grew up in an all white neighborhood) on the block was a white Russian dude who was senior in high school. We’d go to gyms and school yards and play for money. They’d look at me, this little black kid and then look at him, this skinny white kid and laugh. We used…

I used to work at an LGBT film festival, and one of my coworkers was a woman who transitioned to being a transman. And boy, was he always trying to start shit with me!

“...Russian bot impersonating Pusha T” took me up, up & away to the heavens. I swear I even saw the baby Jesus. Bless you forever for that.  

I work closely with an event coordination service that provides talent with amenities at shows. Cars to and from the venue, food and drink backstage, requested electronic devices, furniture etc. Two or three years ago I used that connect to be backstage for a Jay-Z concert in Dallas. This Michael Rapaport fool showed…

“He cured his oozing facial sores with this one weird trick.”

“2 on 2" followed by “crack dat ass”? Is he...is he saying he wants to have a ménage à quatre on the basketball court?

I don’t care how old it gets but I’m posting this every time anyone mentions Michael Rapaport.

“He’s a Wesley Pipes cosplayer.”

Rofl, I had a professor who told this same story except he was at a University in Russia.

At least if you play ball with your cousins or your black friends, maybe they bust your balls some, but they’re also (for the most part) just trying to have fun and don’t care as much if you’re straight up bad.

Man, as a black dude who is also irredeemably bad at basketball, I feel you. I went to Japan a while ago - like, country Japan - to teach at a middle school. As soon as I showed up, a bunch of 16 year olds crowded me, asking me to play ball with them. About 10 minutes into our game, I was (politely) ejected, and sent…

Well now we know he reads VSB: FUCK YOU YOU WEAK CHINNED MOTHERFUCKER

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.