The weird part is that the kind of people who worry about "toxins" generally don't live in areas where they're an issue, and if they did, they would find out that drinking juice isn't much help. I lived for a few years in a not-great area in Chicago, and it's verifiably contaminated as fuck due to environmental…

Hey, quit using pictures from my High School yearbook!

Jumping on the anti-mom-jeans train! I have a weird waist (kinda short, but looks long due to a small ribcage) and a near-spherical butt...which is good (I like my butt), but mom jeans do horrible things to your body when you have that build...if they have enough room for my butt, I have a weird denim-balloon over my…

Disturbingly, he's better looking with no photoshop.

Well, the deportation is ridiculous, but I can truthfully say he's pretty good-looking. I hope he has a good sense of humor about the whole stupid thing...it kinda seems like you would have to, since it must be hard to say "I was deported for being too handsome" with a straight face.

Oh my god, this is amazing. My day has been made.

Is Bieber conducting some weird campaign to become unlikable? I used to cut him a lot of slack because he was, well, a child. Now he's hitting adulthood, and seriously seems to be going from 0 to douchehundred as fast as he can.

You win!

Just so you know, Lindy, I giggled for several minutes over the "haha prudez u cry". The pearl-clutching over at Fox is pretty hilarious.

Also, after reading some of the things people have linked to on here, I think he might be...kind of...dumb. Like, Zoolander-character-dumb. I was willing to give him a break when he was still an actual kid, but now he comes off as maybe as bright as Ryan Lochte, but waaaay less likable.

If you feel comfortable exploring that possibility, I would really recommend that. Again, always listen to your gut and take care of yourself, but if you can have that kind of relationship in your life, it's pretty amazing.

It's a pretty amazing thing...when I try to describe it to people, it always ends up sounding vaguely like an Anais Nin story - romance of that sort is rare and precious, I think.

He might also think you would be a good friend that he also has great sex/chemistry with, and so he wants to keep that going. I have/had a friend who was also, to use the only word I can think of, my only "lover". There was no question of us ever being in a relationship (well, a very, very brief question, and we both…

Give your husband a high five from me for being awesome!

I love this gif forever.

Thanks for the correction, Lindy! :)

Absolutely, totally real. There are cliff divers, mariachi musicians, a puppet theater, and much more. It's kinda like a fever dream with really awful food. Additionally, it's in a really shabby strip mall.

This is NOT FROM COLORADO. IT IS DALLAS-BASED. We have enough issues here with Casa Bonita, FFS...the place is fun, but do NOT eat the food.

Absolutely true, and as Colorado is beer-snob central, this can't be helping them here. For what it's worth, I live in Colorado (native! Although I lived in Chicago for three years) and had never heard of this stupid place...I'm guessing it's aimed at tourists?

Yes! +1000