...when a wayward Lionel Messi shot flew over the goal and came hurdling her direction...

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

I’m not trying to make a judgment call, but since he basically just admitted to trying to intentionally injure another player, isn’t it likely he’ll face some sort of suspension now?

Personal fouls committed with team within 15 yards should be automatic touchdown. Problem solved.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

Or he’s such a commercial whore he can’t help throwing in his endorsements whenever possible. He’s hardly shy and retiring given he and his fivehead show up on my TV screen every 15 minutes on the dot.

I’m impressed that fans of a team as successful as the Patriots can remain so perpetually butthurt.

No worries, man. I know that you are probably getting deluged with nonsense left and right.

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

I too, could chime in about my 2011 Tdi 6MT that has had zero issues at all after 5 years of daily driving, but my eloquence and competent sentence structure would do nothing to enrage my fellow Jalopnik commenters.

Grammar is your friend when using anecdotal evidence to push your unintelligent opinions on internet forums. I could point out the fact that our Jetta has eclipsed 60k in just under a year and a half with absolutely no issues whatsoever, but that too would be anecdotal. It's almost as if different vehicles provide a…

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

This hit wasn’t questioned by Jim Nantz and sponge face, but they are still trying to turn that Burfict sack on Big Ben a dirty hit