Just because it's emissions don't meet standards doesn't mean you've bought a dud. I'm sure your review would be welcome

Ouch. Enjoy your time in the sun.

This sucks. My 2010 TDI Sportwagen has been a stellar car (90k miles). Fun to drive, super build quality, good cargo space, averaging 40 MPG combined. Poor form, VW. Poor form indeed.

eating a french fry sandwich.

I hate all of these

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Hmmmm....if Griffin ends up missing a significant chunk of time, I can’t decide whether that takes Washington from a 3-win team to a 4-win team, or from a 3-win team to a 2-win team.

This story prompted me to do a little research. According to Wikipedia, “the Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team in Kansas City, Missouri.”

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

“ Put on a show while I go fill your mom with dick nectar”

I’ve never *tried* the $20 Upgrade but, as a hotel clerk, I can verify that I’ve absolutely given said off-the-record upgrades. City-view rooms magically become Lake-view rooms, free breakfast coupons appear under the door overnight, or Junior Suites become Jacuzzi suites. And I’ll always try to do as much as possible…

The kind of people who are sick of watching this world of self serving numb fuck dipshits act like this day in and day out, and not just on the roads and parking lots or with cars, and most of the time get away with it.

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

This amazes me.

Murdering three people does tend to color how you are perceived.

Man, somebody who claims to be really offended really knows his models.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

yeah, but white dogs are gritty and have a lot of intangibles