Well, there's your problem.

I see your M5 wagon and raise you the RS6 Avant.

{ sobs }

That's pretty much what it is for us, honestly. I love it, because it's bj + ass/pussy in my face, but I absolutely know that she gets little out of it, so she gets lots of personal attention before/after :-)

Of course I'm gonna rim. What am I, some sort of savage?

I guess you used your CIA image enhancers and got distracted by the hookers in the back of the pimped up van?

Nope, they should be humiliated, this is junk.

Yep, you're awesome, Jason.

Dear Fuelshark:

Rice's lawyer says this video only shows part of the incident:

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Toureg TDI...LOVES COCAINE!

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

It's like the old saying goes, "Life gives you lemons, make a butt plug."

This sums up how I feel about this

He sure contributed nothing. Didn't you see all those completed passes to the dudes he was covering?

This article is not about what a piece of shit country Russia is. So let me remind everyone: Russia is a piece of shit country.

"Heart-stoppingly good."

This guy.