AcidJerkReally
AcidJerk
AcidJerkReally

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

Just add snow.

Daaaaammmmmnnnn those ladies are fiiiiiiiiiined!

Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine

Go fuck yourself.

Erik Spoelstra looked petrified. I don't blame him.

"I WILL FIGHT EVERY BLACKBERRY HERE"

Pitchfork gives these logos a 7.6

I liked these logos before they became "cool."

He knows when you've been sleeping,

So, Audi basically created car bukkake?

You officially have the most stars I've ever seen on a post on any Gawker network site. Well done.

I've read Deadspin for years, and this is the first time I've laughed so hard I had to sign up and comment. Well played. I'm a wife who has a wife and we both laughed our asses off.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

5.) Audi RS6 Avant

I masturbate less on days like New Year's Day because that's when I'm surrounded by people who don't want to drink looking sweaty and puking in random corners of the bar, my stairwell, random streets.

Sounds like you were a great boyfriend.

This is very depressing and only goes to prove that God hates Jags.

Bunny: THANKS, OBAMAAAAAAAAaaaa....