My response to the "God created man first" BS is "Men: the beta version."

But that petty jab aside, seriously: I'm not one of those people who think anyone who is religious is dumb, or narrow-minded, or any such thing. Mad props. Even kinda jealz. I'd love for God to be something I could catch. It'd be like how I am with football: If only I could like it, I'm sure I would if nothing…

If everyone will allow me to be weird for a moment -

Anna - I'm just trying to decide which record store you worked at in Santa Cruz. I've got two guesses, both on Pacific Ave - Streetlight, or LOGO though that's a book store too. I'm going with Streetlight. (Sorry if I was ever a bitch to you! (but, I'm not a hipster and I didn't go to UCSC.))

Did you see my guinea pig doing it?

Ok, singing Hiddles is awesome, but Rebecca, DANCING Tom is my favorite thing ever.

So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…

You are oversimplifying things in a way that is distorting what happened here. Can I ask why you ignore the fact that she was a student in your "independent actor" analysis? 14 year olds are required by law to go to school. First, being in this environment in and of itself is not a choice of this girl and that is…

Excuse me, but 100% of Jezebel commenters got married at the court house in a sensible, hand-me-down pantsuit that they purchased at Goodwill for 50 cents. There were no flowers, no photographs, and nothing but the utmost seriousness. After, the entire wedding party dined via Groupon at the local gyro stand and everyon…

3 is like, a good month* when you are young and single.

Ah yes, one of the classic blunders, along with getting involved in a land war in Asia and going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

White people don't care about racism. What bothers them about the n-word is that it's one of the only things that they cannot do but black people can. They don't like being on the ass-end. THAT'S the issue. Just good ol fashioned entitlement.

I don't want women to feel pressured to be nice all the time, however I have never liked the implication that people who are not nice are somehow inherently more "real" or "truthful" than others. Sometimes the not-nice things someone says aren't truths, they're just opinions, the opinions of someone who has a bleak…

I got married as a broke ass twenty year old and I don't regret it at all - not only for the love part, cause I am sure we could still be in love in separate houses, but because having a partner is extra important when you are really struggling in life. I am sure that we've come much further than we could have…

Unrelated but everyone needs to hear this. My dog got a Halloween costume today. She wanted to be Eeyore but they don't have Eeyore in her size. She had to settle for "lion." She threw a temper tantrum about it and refused to celebrate Halloween. We finally got her try the lion costume on and she likes it because…

Spay and neuter your pets, kids.

Well, I'm not saying that sometimes women aren't needlessly busting balls, but men definitely need to be more careful about not provoking women. I mean, I saw this one guy who got drunk at a party, and a women busted his balls. He was crying about how just because he was drunk didn't mean that he should have had his…