I love that she held her boobs. I would totally have to do that, too.
I wife and I adore our son, he never fails to make us happy. You grumpy misanthropes don't know what you're missing.
Harry, when you're between two ferns , you're always the butt of the joke.
Yes, or maybe she forgot the word, like so many of us do as we get into our 40s (or at least I did).
As if the actual reason not all men are making a fuss over this is because they really care about not all men.
You're so vain. I bet you think this thread is about you.
Yeah, he probably doesn't even know they are farts. Someone probably told him they are the ghosts of old English kings surging through and out of his body as a way of filling him with sainted regalness. He probably gets all happy when he farts. Like "WHOA, HEY THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! I really am going to be the best king…
Yeah, that's why I pointed that out in my article which I hope you read all the way through because I view it as a sign of how much you love me AND I WOULD BE DEAD WITHOUT YOUR LOVE AND VALIDATION. YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA.
Seriously, the apple shape is the most ignored. Skinny and curvy are both still based on the hourglass ideal, and all the "pity" goes to the pear shapes. Meanwhile, there are literally no jeans that fit us, and we're all gonna die of heart disease.
Why are people talking about Kate Upton and not jam of the summer video!?!?!??!!?!?!?
I don't have a problem with Upton either, Lindy. But please for the love of god don't put the poor woman in the Dirtbag headline again. It's like the siren call for the slimiest of the basement dwelling cheese-dicks.
Cue a million comments about how her speech was great and all, but guys, did you know she's fat? Not even just fat! She is MORBIDLY OBESE. She cannot be healthy! She is setting a bad example! She needs to lose weight because she is so wonderful and I don't want her to die! Let me tell you about how easy it is to lose…
You know, I understand how people are a little panicked at the thought of raising the minimum wage because small businesses might make shortsighted decisions to lay off workers. At the same time, logically, that has to be a short-term decision. If we raise the minimum wage, that increases individual and family…
Yeah, #2 is the worst, but I think I may understand what is happening. About two years ago I suspected my boyfriend of looking at gross pictures of kids in lingerie. Other than that, he was the sweetest cuddliest most thoughtful boyfriend, very funny and charming as well. When I eventually had no doubt he was doing…
And before anyone starts,
Yes. You are right. Donald Sterling's virulent racism, well-documented over many decades of public life, is the fault of his biracial mistress.
My husband grew up hungry and as a consequence, our house always looks like a small grocery store. Being a hungry kid can really screw up your thinking. :(
Dane Cook's money maker, for the record, is a box full of Louis CK's old material.
My blind cat has convinced himself that moving very....very....slowly makes him invisible. Despite being blind, he also still 'hides' behind things to pull ambushes...except sometimes he hides behind where he THINKS something is, rather than where it ACTUALLY is. So he'll do the butt wiggle and crouch a foot to the…