Ironically, I have Dalton and the Bengals in my playoff pool, which is not too cool.

Well, Cook has proven to be an Apple guy.

I'm glad you're not going to die. I really like your Photoshop works.

Philadelphia Flyers Goalie Ilya Bryzgalov Thinks His Dog Is Basically A Hot Girl

Those with a few dollars more to spend can also get stamps commemorating the day Cory Lidle died.

In a related story, Josh Childress just opened a diner in Greece.

The victim selected Rolando out of a police lineup wherein six suspects were made to face forward and say "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Following in the footsteps of trends such as Tebowing and Peebowing, the Nittany Lion introduces the home crowd to the newest craze: Plaxing.

The panel managed to respond correctly to every answer except "Who is Gordie Howe?"

Logan Morrison, on the other hand, remains in Siberia.

This is actually an idea Amar'e had for a Yentl remake with Chas Bono in the Streisand role.

Look at this fucking Hopester.

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In the NBA's defense, Nike won't allow the league to refer to the proposed changes as New Balance.

An empty bottle on the Ice in Boston? In the old days, this is how Celtics coaches knew Chris Herren had arrived at practice.

Lazarus was previously suspended by the Yankees in 1999 for continually screaming "Goodbye, Horses!" after the filming of a Sex and the City episode at Yankee Stadium.

Accompanying photo found on Google images in .49 seconds.

This is pretty obscure, but the end of Ikiru when the protagonist is sitting on the swing on a park he built while snow falls gently around him is arguably the best emotional payoff of any movie I have seen.

Agreed, which is why I find it ironic that it is taught in high schools where the English teachers are old enough to know better.

Second the Catcher in the Rye criticism. Atrocious, overrated tripe.