Lots of amateur Darren Rovells got cranky last week when Tim Tebow went to the Jaguars instead of the Jets.

**Clears throat**

I hope this is some Kaufman-esqe joke and you are simply sitting back and laughing at our gullibility. On the off chance this isn't the case, Godspeed in all you do. Your unique voice will be missed. As was said by those before me here thank you for your service to the funny.

With a name of Dirk, wouldn't a more appropriate nickname be The GarFace?

This reminds me of how my father explained Yankee Mystique to me as a young boy, using as his example then President Ronald Reagan.

Am I alone in my surprise that Mr. Smith didn't end up going to Washington?

Apparently Allan Iverson isn't the only professional athlete getting shortbread this Valentine's Day.

Thanks, but I'll stick with the #17 Pure LSD t-shirt I bought at Dock Ellis's estate sale.

Jerry Sandusky Just Wants To Walk His Dog

Photo Credit: Matt Walsh

The old "let them play" dictum is nice, but not when the offense is so blatant and the turnover leads to the perp scoring the game-winner while the victim is still regaining his footing.

If you haven't already heard, I will be joining A.J. at his paperless Hamptons travel magazine in just a few weeks.

Mata Hari!

I'm glad I went back and watched the video. When I first read that an NHL forward was playing with his salami on the bench, I naturally assumed it was Keith Tkachuk.

@IMG I'm not one for hyperbole, but this is without question the greatest achievement in the history of your life. When Phintastic comes up behind you tomorrow and cleaves you to death in broad daylight on a busy street, it will not have been a wasted life. Godspeed, my brother.

It's almost hard to believe that Nick Denton doesn't want us to play a larger role in his media empire.

+1. That's great.

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The "Exit Poll" is also what the Mets used to get Anna Benson out of the clubhouse.

Brilliant. That's precisely the quality of comment that gets someone starred on this site.