@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: +1.

@GaybrahamLincoln: Appreciation of a good job and a foundation in how to deal with angry, stupid assholes. The world is full of them and retail/customer service jobs provide the opportunity to see many in one place.

@EntaDaStage: If you are seriously looking to become a lawyer, there are not many stopgap jobs which will allow you to "prepare" for law school, as it were. One is becoming a paralegal. You don't need a degree for that, just a firm looking for help. This will give you some familiarity with the legal process, legal…

@FavreFAIL: Congrats on making your decision. I believe it to be a very wise one.

@Julian Vargas: My only other advice if you do decide to shroom is to: 1) your first time is always better if you do it with someone else doing it for their first time; 2) be prepared to have about 12 hours or more of inability to function normally; and 3) couldn't hurt to have a sober friend there to shepherd the…

@Julian Vargas: Yeah I know. I saw your Edit. Just providing some sage-like advice for future reference.

@ClueHeywood: In NY it is still a top three story most every day in some capacity, be it Giffords progress, something on the shooter, Palin response, etc. It's not saturating the news, but it still has a significant presence. The fact that there is legitimate health progress to report of Giffords on an almost daily…

@Julian Vargas: If you are sincerely curious about LSD, I would recommend mushrooms. Similar hallucinogenic effects, easier comedown and as they are natural, you literally shit them out of your system with no lasting effects.

@Hatey McLife: The photo. Perfect on so many levels.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Fun Boomer Esiason story: I had a Sports Law class in law school taught by Boomer's agent. Recall Boomer was the QB in Arizona when Fassel was the offensive coordinator there. Apparently, one night while drinking with this agent at a bar, Fassel owns up to the fact that…

You know I heard "White Rhino."

Peyton Hillis Is OK With Being Called Chuck Norris

@Rusty Shackleford: Nice.

Originally, the league wanted to add two more commercials to the rotation once they learned the actors involved couldn't remember the head-to-head hit.

@Same Sad Echo: You forgot the last line of the poem:

@Hatey McLife: There it is. +1.

The last time eight percent, BAC and legal limit were used in the same sentence, lobbyists were haggling over TARP funds.

At this point Roger Goodell really needs to step in and insist that, for appearance sake, Waylon Smithers handle the press conferences instead.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Late to the party with this, but Jacknife is a hidden little gem that I have always liked a lot. It's Ed Harris' movie in a lot of ways but DeNiro is excellent without needing to be front and center and the movie as a whole works very well for me.

Pictured: Dan Fogler's groupies on the set of Balls of Fury 2: More Balls.