@QuinnDunn: See below comment, Slappy.

@QuinnDunn: Before the Comment Ninja shows up to take away your commenting privileges, please allow me the opportunity to tell you to go fuck yourself.

@The CFL Allstar: Devils fan since '82. 'Nuff said. My NCAA alma mater seems to having a solid season, though.

@FavreFAIL: Well good luck either way. If you (or anyone else reading) is even considering law school, this article is required reading before you make a big mistake.

@FavreFAIL: Apps? As in iPhone/iPad apps or something different?

@FavreFAIL: Are you getting away to study for the LSATs after all?

Coincidentally, the Thanks for the Memories Crap is Magary's name for the upper deckers he left in the toilets of women who broke up with him.

You would think Boston sports fans would be used to experiencing a prick tease by now.

When #22 walks into the barbershop, he just asks for the "Bobby Ojeda."

"Mets Sniffing Around Young, Bush"

An unfortunate miscommunication with his agent caused Ryan Gosling to submit this audition tape to the producers of The Believer.

@IronMikeGallego: Thats a lot of money for 2 years of middle relief from a guy perpetually injured and who also costs us a draft pick.

@PolkPanther: Awesome. You keep raising the bar on yourself.

@All Over But The Sharting: Since I don't know you, I am pre-disposed to not like you. Still, you haven't died in the last 364 days and for that society says you should be commended because apparently, not dying is nowadays some kind of fucking accomplishment. So, I will give you the same advice today that I gave…

@Hatey McLife: It's hard to believe this was only two and a half years ago when you scroll through the comments and see commenters who don't come around here anymore. It feels a lot longer ago than that. And it reinforces something you said a little while back: I miss Super Mike.

@FarmRaised: +1.

Not Pictured: The Coach's Trophy Wife

One of Hoke's daily duties will be driving Dave Brandon's aged mother to the Piggly Wiggly.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1. Don't you wish these had cash value?

@Armen Tamzarian: Actually, as I recall, you chose to forego CPR and pronounce me dead on the spot.