@All Over But The Sharting: Todd Haley insists Gordon Gekko is just a weak charicature of Todd Haley, brah.

@ClueHeywood: Todd Haley is the reason GM started making the Camaro again. He needed a new ride, brah.

@AirBratz23: When they were dating, Todd Haley's wife asked him to pay for dinner once. Once.

@Always Winning: Todd Haley doesn't do the Captain Morgan pose; Captain Morgan does the Todd Haley pose, brah.

@Always Winning: Todd Haley would have used his last time out just like Caldwell did and he doesn't care who knows it.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: 2012 Winner? I thought I was the only person pre-supposing that my jokes would suck balls in 2011!

@Gamboa Constrictor: Jesus I damn near pissed myself laughing. + fucking 1.

@Steve U: An even later +1.

UFC Fighter Wants Obama, Gets Leno

@MaverickIsAirborne: Windowless blue van seems to work for me.

@UweBollocks: Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart over here. Older music for an older dude. My cholesterol is off the charts.

@Steve U: Paxton I like. Have since Weird Science. But the BL guys strike me as a group of college buddies (which they are) who wanted to be a feature length version of The Kids in the Hall, but just didn't have the chops.

@UweBollocks: Jon Gosselin lent me his favorite Ed Hardy sleeveless and Axe. Bring it, brah.

@Steve U: In fairness, I've seen all of about 30 minutes of Club Dread in bits and pieces, plus I'd been soiled by their other stuff which I didn't like at all. I did like the nude scene with Cheryl Ladd's kid, though. That was nice. I just don't find the actors or the material that funny.

@Phintastic: Way to give him contradictory advice man! Like he's not confused enough already.

@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: I'd listen to what Eddie says. He sparkles. And he's Eddie Murray.

@Maloik: Take the "lower-than-average testosterone count" talk to Jezebel.

@UweBollocks: I have given multiple Broken Lizard films a shot and hate them all. Hate them.

@NoirJuggling: Weren't Rhett and Link the pet turtles in Rocky?

Earworm DUAN.