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@PolkPanther: It's all for the best. Soon you would have discovered that the big redhead wasn't right for you.
What's most courageous here is how Buckley willingly takes on national review by placing himself directly in the firing line of this hot button issue.
epic collapse at the World Junior Hockey Championship. Going in to the third period up 3-0, this happened.
The team says it was bronchitis
In a five-year stretch it was won by...Brent Barry.
@Gamboa Constrictor: I always just assumed that MKM WAS Mark Kelso, but couldn't remember it due to head trauma.
@David Hume: +1. Excellent.
@Hatey McLife: +1.
The move was unanimously hailed by the Monongalia County Furniture Retailers Association.
Considerate lug that Ben is, he told her about the engagement as soon as she came to.
@Always Winning: Nice.
Buster Douglas Made The Worst Commercial Ever
@Same Sad Echo: May?
A Yankee Stadium guard returning from Guyana told customs that he had a "cooked rabbit" in his luggage. Upon searching it, they didn't find the bunny, but they did find three bricks of cocaine.
@Phintastic: With the theme song for "Same Time, Next Year"?
@Insert Clever Name: I find that glass ceilings, hiring quotas and blaming the victim to be much better topics of conversation over there. Childbirth doesn't appeal to a segment of the Jezebel regulars.
@WhynotstartYunieveryday: The Jeter OF argument is basically that when he doesn't have the range for SS anymore, move him to a corner OF slot so you can keep his bat in the lineup. First of all, he is a singles hitter who doesn't hit singles anymore. Not what we need from a corner OFer. Second, he hasn't had the…