@ZuckercornEsquire: From the mind shaping the minds of America's youth.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: I have no problems talking to Yuni.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: The defense and speed argument is why I am one of about 5 Yankee fans who didn't want the team to re-sign Jeter. Plus, with the Giants officially done and the Devils looking horrendous I have nothing to look forward to but baseball, which is my favorite sport anyway.

@Insert Clever Name: Like I said, I took no personal offense, just giving a friendly heads up about how that comment can come across. Happy posting.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Check your PMs.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: For the Yanks it's currently 41 days and a few hours.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Yeah, I wouldn't worry about the splits. He's got the talent and that shines through in the end. He will be a top 10 player in the league by the end of this season (if he isn't already) with top 5 potential there for the taking in the next couple of years. He and Tulo will be a nice 1-2…

@Insert Clever Name: I understand you stated this as a hypothetical foolish thing you have convinced yourself you could do in a pinch, but allow me to briefly disabuse you of the notion that you can "walk in off the street and pass [the bar exam] cold." That's a statement clearly made by someone who has no idea what…

@Same Sad Echo: You and CharlesBronsonSmile are saving me a fortune on Kindle book purchases.

@Phintastic: Kids today. Why can't they follow people around in a windowless van like us older guys do? The American work ethic is dead.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: That's great news for the Rox. CarGo is a hell of a player. And consider yourself lucky; the NY tabs are trickling in info that Pettitte plans to retire, leaving the Yankees with absolutely no one to add to the 4 or 5 spot in our rotation. It could get late early in the Bronx this season. …

Skiing Through New York Blizzard At 40 MPH Is Exhilarating, Terrifying

The high five? Over it.

Apparently video of peanut butter based dog bones isn't exclusive to members of the Raiders organization.

@Fallopian Tubing: Mike Haywood is the new Ike Turner.

@UweBollocks: Give us a song, then. Right here. Right now.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Thank you! Can you put a scoop of ice cream on it? I like ice cream.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday:

@Lionel Osbourne: I wonder if cheese-mac then replies to one of your comments with a "/cums" if a starred zygote is created.

@Trot Nixons Hat: There was in the mid-90s.