Dude, trust me — you do NOT want complex biologics manufacturing facilities owned and operated by state or government workers. Yeah, NASA does some fancy stuff, and the military can blow stuff up pretty well. But you don't inject a telescope or a smart bomb into your wife or child.

I think it bears mentioning that the FDA is inadvertently contributing to this condition. Driven by a couple of high-profile approval mistakes, and newly outfitted with resources courtesy the current administration, the FDA has been on an enforcment campaign that's upset the industry in many ways.

And in other news, civil war has broken out amidst cubicles everywhere, as consumers who recently purchased Sprint's ill-fated "push-to-talk" iPhone model are pusued, hunted, and beaten by their co-workers. Inside sources say that the presence of only one button on the device doomed its push-to-talk usefulness, as…

For those criticizing the police for responding the way they did, bear in mind that similar lasers are often strapped to firearms to assist in aiming. It's not exactly comfortable or safe for the pilots to be getting blinded by something, much less something that could potentially signify the business end of a weapon.

"Shut him up, or shut him down!"

You guys are both right. Spotters are almost exclusively just as qualified as the shooters. Hundreds of candidates have washed out of Army sniper school because they got bad calls from their peer spotters — other candidates. It reinforces both critical facts — you have to rely on accurate calculations from your…

My only pointer is that you'll have an exclusive and secret connection to all of us other company-issued blackberry wielders. And it's actually pretty fun/funny/cool.

Bud Light Presents... Real Men of Genius.

Judging from my deployment in 2003... sounds about right! haha. Honest to goodness, we used to be able to stand our DCU blouses up on their own, on account of the crystallized salt/sweat deposits. It was like heavy white starch throughout the entire garment. It made the uniform material as stiff as cardboard. …

The real Ron Swanson just rolled over in his Thursday night time slot. For shame. haha.

Haha. I laughed. I see what you did there. Sometimes I think nonsense like that is the only reason I keep coming back to this site. +1. Bravo. Or whatever the hell people say these days to applaud wit on the intarwebs.

And one well-placed shot from a handy-dandy Zippo gun could have stopped it all. Guns have been a commonplace fact of life since the 18th century, and each of us bears the primary responsibility for our own safety and well-being. Objectivity, reason, and discipline are necessities both when handling weapons, as well…

"Hahahaha... Humans, when will they learn?" asked the Cane Toad, from his conquered continent of Australia.

A nice Sony MiniDisc player was the music player I had with me when I deployed to Iraq in 2003. The discs were compact, resilient, ran on one AA battery, and offered great quality sound. Not that sound quality is your primary concern in a combat zone, but like many of the other trinkets and baubles that kept me sane…

AJ must be a member of Franz Ferdinand. Haha. :)

That made me laugh. For real.