Are you too young to remember Amanda Bynes?  lol

Dude, it’s the scene from The Hangover where the fat cops literally have their patrol car stolen, as per your anecdote.

There’s an attempt, both in the story and in the comments, to equate the civil and criminal justice processes, but that’s missing huge and key elements.

Dear Democrats,

Honestly, I did the Dark Tower series as audiobooks and I’m glad I did. I’ve discovered that there’s a weird place in the literary Venn diagram for content that I’m glad I listened to, but did not read. In this case, the narrator(s) really did a good job overall of helping to immerse you.

Dude, it’s been four whole months.  How much longer should we have to wait?

World Series, Super Bowl, and the Bruins going deep.

Same.  Just wait until he pardons this SEAL asshole.

I respectfully disagree. This is only true if you’re considering already-registered democrats. Please consider nominating someone that has a snowball’s chance of pulling in some independents, some non-college-educated voters, and other demographics that will go Trump if you nominate an ultra-left candidate.

You’re not lucky.

Is it unfair to think that moon landing / flat earth conspiracy theorists are almost unanimously ignorant of college-level math and science?

In one of his letters to a white supremacist leader, he says he’s an officer and has never gone to college.

Well, he did try the Marines and Army first.

+1 bottle of TB12 concussion juice

We already lose to Miami once a season.  Make it sporting and send him to the Bills.

I pity the fans without a dog in the fight. As exciting as the conference championships were (including controversy), this game was the opposite of that.

I am too and I agree. But from a manager’s perspective, I can understand how they wouldn’t tolerate that kind of loose cannon in production. Never knowing what “clever” thing your producer is going to throw up there and what blowback you’ll have to deal with? No thanks.

I’d also have really enjoyed

I wish I could rewind/replay and see the different reactions for a dozen different chyrons.