@Canon7D-Fanboy: ... and in bullshit states like Massachusetts, you'd have been arrested for attempted vehicular manslaughter, open carry for non class-A license holder, and probably some type of assault charge for just watching her in an intimidating manner once you left your vehicle.

@R.b.3: That scene may have had a happier ending if the round he chambered was 7.65mm.

@PoG: I just LOL'd the shit out of my office. Glad everyone else is gone already.

I like my pillow cool to the touch no matter how long my head is laying in the same spot.

@FatTrousers: Seriously. If I were observing the human race for a couple decades, I'd probably want to destroy it on a whim, also. On the macro level, we must look like some obnoxious bacteria. On the micro level, most of us are just a-holes.

@robo: Given the story content and quasi-scolding tone in the headline... I think it's no surprise that some of us responded as we did.

Criticizing past decisions and decrying the atrocity of ending the war in this manner is so easy from the comfort of our ergonomic desk chairs and recliners.

@iphone_myphone: DUDE. NO. I give lots of people credit. But you need to learn the difference between designer/architect and builder.

@iphone_myphone: So, I know you're looking at Wikipedia and conveniently giving credit to the builders instead of the Western architects, so I won't continue to argue that point.

@iphone_myphone: So far you've got a mosque, a mansion, and the world islands — a half-baked idea conceived by the ruler of the country and only made possible by disgusting amounts of money and Euro firms.

@iphone_myphone: Dubai Towers: Architecture Firm headquartered in Georgia.

@iphone_myphone: LOL

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: No kidding. Anyone checked on those folks lately? Last I heard the AC went out. They're probably dehydrated space raisins by now.

When the internet is shut down, will it make a sound more like the death star's tractor beam being deactivated... or more like a ThinkPad's critically low battery alarm?

Make a version for married guys to chart, grade, analyze and make notes on each facet of the wife's personality and moods, and I'll buy it.

@MacAttack: Not... necessarily.

@FlyingAvocado: Yeah, knock it off, you Wingdings.

@Nrbelex: I know, the nerdiness of this thread is fairly Grotesk, even for Gizmodo.

@Lupus_Yonderboy: Yeah, I hear ya. Don't get me wrong — I want an app to let my phone talk directly to every consumer product I own. I probably just fall too far onto the OCD side of the printing spectrum.

I got a free Canon printer with the MBP I ordered earlier this year. Also has wireless capability and a free iPhone app for direct printing.