Ottawa, Canada: People who don’t use snow tires in the winter.

“Joining the parade of cars that drive into the Queen’s Quay streetcar tunnel.”

“hand crafted shoelace aglets”! 

“Would bang [pic of frankens’more].” 

I have been to many, many weddings, right across the spectrum of cost, formality, and religion, and cannot think of one that would not have been improved by the addition of dinosaur costumes.

Isn’t a quesalupa an AD&D monster? 

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

And if the leftovers gaze into you, you’ve hit Lovecraft territory and it’s time to go. And for the love of god don’t accept a doggybag of leftovers.

I like it, but make the regular gal the star of a much commented youtube reality show where she organizes friends and family and neighbors and complete strangers, and make the serial killer her trans great grandescendant, and give the serial killer a pet monkey cyborg with a chain gun tail.

Montreal: Assume every driver around you will do the dumbest thing at the worse time (double-assume if they’re in a luxury SUV), and you’re good. Also, it’s perfectly acceptable to drive the Decarie Expressway like Porkins making the Death Star run.

“-Just avoid Queen’s Quay .... If you do wind up on there, DO NOT ENTER THE STREETCAR TUNNEL!”

“By and large, Montreal is pretty good to drive in...

“Montréal isn’t as bad as a lot of other cities of similar size. Standard city driving rules apply (avoid rush hours 7-9am and 3-6pm, downtown is usually a mess and assholes in luxury cars/big SUVs and pickup trucks will cut you off/drive with no regard to their surroundings).” 

“ER premiered at the same time as friends.” 

Guessing Trump used to lose at Risk a whole lot as a kid.

“Isn’t this just flavored water? Am I missing something?”

Thinking thick cut fried breaded pickles instead of bread.

I want to attempt this, but with breaded fried pickles.

Chickens and ducklings.

would drop serious dollars on a Lego Cheers set.