No, you clear room in the basket for a blob. Damn amateur fry eaters.

The haunt mechanics are literally just magical traps. The last time I had to deal with one (in a published campaign based around cold and winter) it was a location specifically made to be an encounter and not really a part of the world. It was baited with a ghost to try and get people into this little shack where the…

But why were belts around their necks?

Dear Miss Rand,

I had no idea of what was going on in the second film. I assume a third will inflict a 5d20 SAN loss.

How far can you punt a football?

Has anyone considered Marchman? Cause he definitely has a penchant for cereal murdering.

Show us the reverse side J.J., so i can start trying to build the puzzle!

Charles Dance apparently falls asleep in showers so regularly that he believes waking up in them is not insane?

roll d20 vs lawsuit by Unilever

Mayonnaise isn't THAT bad!

I can't be the only Bond fan who thought you meant Hugo Drax. Moonraker returns!

Not a fast food cross-over, but it looks like I am not alone in thinking this was hilarious:

All respect to Jornet who is certainly an authority on downhill running, but I think the world's foremost expert is still Shit.

Enjoy this post before Ley sees it, folks.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

I like Stinkor.

I mean this as politely as possible, and in this case, that's not politely at all, because you're an idiot, but I think it says a lot about you that you think the choices are "disciplined" or "causes problems." You can be a parent and never once let your kid get away with shit. One, you're a shitty parent because, and…

No, he was being a spiteful prick to the child. The mom wasn't the one who wanted a pie. She was the one with the perspective to understand that an acting-up child is not a national crisis.

Thanks for the kind words CM. I love writing about gaming at io9 both as a sort of ambassador to the uninitiated and because it's obvious a lot of io9 readers are big fans of rolling dice, and io9 provides a great banner for us to gather beneath.