Less than 5 people can’t be a large enough sample size.

I get those third party warranty company calls all the time. I just tell them I sold it.

“The early spring race date practically insures foul weather.”
I’m not a writer, but should it be “ensures?” 

Night showering is a must if you work construction.

No gun? Now I know where I can get all the stuff I need.

I’m from North Dakota and Tom Brokaw is NOT from here. Stick to sports!

Donated a couple pairs of my son’s that he never wore. They aren’t really that useful until they are walking.

I’ve heard that since it is so woody, it can puncture your intestine. I’m not sure if that is true, but it isn’t much effort to fish it out prior to serving.

I agree, and isn’t the word Muppet a portmanteau of the words marionette and puppet?

I thought the Sheriffs Department in Manitowoc already burned all of their bridges...

I live in ND and just googled Cave Cricket. I wish I hadn’t. Those crickets are way too big.

I really liked XCOM 2's soundtrack. Jamming out in the skyranger right before you take an Advent round to the face is inspiring.

When I worked construction I showered in the evening. After taking an office job I showered in the morning.

If you need me to pick up beer for you I can make a run.

I tried it. I just wet the bed and burned my coffee.

R U up?

Maybe he means “bitch” as in a pushover? She could be a pushover but a lovely woman.

Didn’t they make a movie about this? Costner was in it I think.

I’ve been rocking the Walter White look (goatee and shaved head) since 2000. When I grow it out, it looks like a poor man’s Jason Statham. What are my best options for hair/beard combo?

So you think they go to school with other children?