I mean, all of the Xenomorph’s capabilities are being shown for the first time in Alien. I mean first we find out about the facehuggers doing what they do best. Then we find out they have acid for blood. Then we find out they lay an egg for a Xenomorph to burst out of your chest. Then we find out they grow to…

Careful! 

How far could you fake a punt and run with a football?

On the feet comment, does using lotion help? My feet’s are dry, hard and can probably survive a gun shot.

He’s the most interesting character, because he’s the most morally complex one; he’s also the most righteous character, because he’s (eventually) the one noble who truly understands both the nature of the enemy and that virtue is a matter of character, not birth. He is the one true king.

Stannis Baratheon.

“Why are you so sick?”

I read Drew Magary’s book! Does that count?

I’ll be shocked if he’s not playing a Maester.

Yeah, they keep talking about sports.

140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik

I knew a guy (an athlete friend of mine) who used to say that “if you are trying to decide whether or not you should go work out today, the answer is always yes, because you wouldn’t be debating it if you didn’t already know that you have the time and were physically able.”

Eric, you can be my wingman any day.

I fully support Benzies in this... unless R* decides to release RDR for PC. If that happens, then I fully support R*.

Please, do not melt it out with thermite.

I am wearing a pair of 501’s with almost an oxford shirt and an expensive pair of brown leather Doc Martens I bought for myself because no one in my family got me any damn gifts when I got my Professional Engineering license. Recognize.

I am basically the Oxford shirt of humans, and as such, I have about 10 of these perfectly adequate and unspectacular mother fuckers in my closet. I wear them over Levi’s 501’s and under the brown leather jacket I bought to “treat myself” when none of my friends or family noticed or cared when I got my Professional…

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

Being a non grey commenter on a gawker site?

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”