How far could you fake a punt and run with a football?

On the feet comment, does using lotion help? My feet’s are dry, hard and can probably survive a gun shot.

He’s the most interesting character, because he’s the most morally complex one; he’s also the most righteous character, because he’s (eventually) the one noble who truly understands both the nature of the enemy and that virtue is a matter of character, not birth. He is the one true king.

Stannis Baratheon.

“Why are you so sick?”

I read Drew Magary’s book! Does that count?

Yeah, they keep talking about sports.

140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik

I knew a guy (an athlete friend of mine) who used to say that “if you are trying to decide whether or not you should go work out today, the answer is always yes, because you wouldn’t be debating it if you didn’t already know that you have the time and were physically able.”

Eric, you can be my wingman any day.

I fully support Benzies in this... unless R* decides to release RDR for PC. If that happens, then I fully support R*.

I am wearing a pair of 501’s with almost an oxford shirt and an expensive pair of brown leather Doc Martens I bought for myself because no one in my family got me any damn gifts when I got my Professional Engineering license. Recognize.

I am basically the Oxford shirt of humans, and as such, I have about 10 of these perfectly adequate and unspectacular mother fuckers in my closet. I wear them over Levi’s 501’s and under the brown leather jacket I bought to “treat myself” when none of my friends or family noticed or cared when I got my Professional…

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

No, you clear room in the basket for a blob. Damn amateur fry eaters.

How far can you punt a football?

Has anyone considered Marchman? Cause he definitely has a penchant for cereal murdering.

All respect to Jornet who is certainly an authority on downhill running, but I think the world's foremost expert is still Shit.

Enjoy this post before Ley sees it, folks.