This was a post about Little Edie. We covered Albert Maysles separately. Sorry if this displeases you.

Good joke. I'd like to hear it once a month.

Yeah I think that gif just got me pregnant

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

So, you're saying that he doesn't look exzachly the same?

I bet you a trazillion dollars Meghan Trainor knows nothing about politics period.

Mark...how dare you be human.

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All…

Currently working on "I Don't Want To Talk About It, Jeremy"

Pearl Scrunchie... That would be my Pearl Jam & Indigo Girls fusion cover band.

1: I never heard it before.

because of freedom

That sounds almost like an Archer joke. "Yes, I was cheating with your sister - your twin sister, which means I obviously still find you very attractive."

I think we need to just ban customers altogether. Every job I've had would've been way better without 'em.

Dang, let me take you to the hospital so they can treat that burn.

Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

I know "mommy maker" brought last Friday to a dry screeching halt.

I'm stunned no one's whipped that out yet.

Mind you don't pull a muscle, jumping to all those conclusions.

I've had bigger bruises from losing my grip while pulling my sleeves up to wash the dishes.