Lol, omg. #ded

I hate that I laughed at this, but laugh I did.

Read this article last year, appreciated it then, but the line “I’m black, you idiot.” is going to be something that ricochets around my head for a long while and will cause me to snort at I opportune times. Brava.

Do. They are magic.vhyland’s teething tablets, that is. Also, my kid wore one of those Amber teething necklaces. Best 20$ I’ve ever spent on baby jewelry. It may be the ONLY 20$ I’ve ever spent on baby jewelry, but that diminishes nothing. Best of luck, I feel that pain.

“Killed a hobo" will make me laugh for days. DAYS, I tell you!

+1000

Kids know everything.

Holy. Shitballs. That sounds like an awful experience! Also maybe the dad was mad you used his polish?

Omg. Are you me? I would say everything but cunt in front of or two my own mother, but will say “pussy” to no one. #yuckword

Whoooo. Did you have to open all the windows in your house to clear the narcissism from the air? Christ on toast.

How kind of him to use you as his “experience”. What a piece of garbage. I'm so sorry that happened.

Ahahahaha! Puns!

Holy shit. CanNOT stop laughing at how hilarious this is.

Those are in order of importance, right?

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god. Am dying. Am also going to hell. Worth it.

Aw, SLAM.

This is the human struggle, after all.

Seconded.

Whooo. You are awful.

You definitely overstated THIS one, too, with your use of “probably”. You bout to get skinned ALIVE, sir. I would like to give you a +1 for your user name, though.