Abel_The_Bloodedge
Abel_The_Bloodedge
Abel_The_Bloodedge

That -blip- noise after a kill is very satisfying.

You’re a funny guy, Schreier. I like you. That’s why I’ll kill you last.

How about it lets me buy a game once, and let me use it on whatever damn platform I want, rather than having to rebuy VC games that I own on the original Wii? Do that with your newfangled account system, Nintendo!

I hate gamers.

You liked ODST? I came into the series with the Master Chief Collection and here’s how I ranked them with no prior nostalgia/bias:

He looks like he could be 42 to me. Not all 40-year olds are gray haired and wrinkled little raisins.

Unbutton that shirt, soldier!

No Rocco dressed like Quiet?

We can look to the DayZ community to see how this would pan out.

All that money and his computer isn’t even that good. Poor choice of graphic cards. Samsung Evo drive instead of Pro and only 250GB?

Designed for Windows XP

Does smdh stand for super-massive dick hardening

This is what a desktop PC looks like in MGSV which by the way is set in 1984.

“Intel Core 2 Duo Inside”

Now if you spill your drink, you can destroy your mouse, keyboard and $6800 computer. sweeeeeeeeeet.

It’s about context.

I have the HD 7870 and it works great. I hate having the bare minimum though. The PC master race would be dissatisfied with me. But at least I have a good PC.

Any time I see a 2D platformer/side-scroller, or generic RPG that looks like Final Fantasy 1 made in RPG Maker, I immediately say “next”, regardless of the reviews. I’m sure many of them are great games, but my time is limited so I want the most bang for my buck.

If the base wasn't decent it wouldn't be worth the bother. The mods give it longevity but it's hardly as if people didn't enjoy the mod-less console versions.