This is insulting to children and babies.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…

You maybe can’t guarantee your kid the relatively easy life that we’ve enjoyed (up to, oh, mid-January 2017) but good people having kids teaching them what is right and necessary to do is a pretty important thing for us progressives to do. Just make sure you don’t have any Berniebros.

Seven decades of data say that isn’t what happens.

Hey, it could be worse. They could have called it the sWIItch.

Is this gonna turn into some goddamn logic puzzle? The staffer who ranked Andy Capp the highest was NOT the staffer that ranked Garfield above Peanuts. One staffer whose last name ends with “n” ranked Ziggy and Cathy the same....

CRAZY! Next you’ll tell me this wasn’t done without expensive visual effects or complicated wirework either.

Omigod. I need to get this for my daughter. She and I went to see Labyrinth at the theatre in February, it’s her favourite movie.

Balloons are the answer—just reinforce the space elevator in strategic locations with the balloons. The technology has already been proven with some carbon nanotube-looking substance already.

They already made an excellent live action Nancy Drew...

Here’s an idea: A show that’s all trailers. Basically lay it out kind of like a sketch show, but you just make a series of increasingly weird 3-to-4 minute trailers in place of the sketches. They shouldn’t actually be for anything, just made-up movies and shows that only exist in trailer form.

The villain of the Justice League movie is Zack Snyder

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

I have kids and a minivan. I can confirm for you that it is indeed awesome. Great cargo space, drives well and I give zero funcakes about what other people think about it.

IMO, minivans are awesome. If you don’t want one because you’re worried people won’t think you’re cool, then guess what - you’ll never be cool. Cool people don’t worry about what other people think. If I had kids, I’d have a one.

Well of course the solution is to fast track plans for new Nuclear power plants to replace the Coal powered ones. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy. It’s already 20% of our power supply. Let’s up Hydro too while we’re at it. Everyone seems to forget that one. It’s about 7%.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

Cheers and agreed. And oh my god is this show unwatchable nowadays. And yet I’m sure you and me could still have an awesome conversation about it over a drink or two; it’s withstood the test of time in probably the most important way. Success all around.