Abdiel
Abdiel
Abdiel

Well, I was lavished with praise as a child and now, as I stare into my hand mirror and ponder the question with my genius brain, I can only conclude that I am probably the least narcissistic person to have ever walked the Earth.

So I did the right thing calling my kid a weirdo this morning because he was trying to make the cat twerk? Thanks Science!

Almost like there was nothing at all! ... nothing at all! ... nothing at all!

Never, ever, EVER, use the Internet to prove your wife wrong.

I personally can't wait to see Tu Vok Tu Vurious.

As everyone knows, the The USS Nope-Never-Gonna-Get-All-Blown-Up-Ever-Nothing-To-See-Here-Move-Along-Are-You-Kidding-Me-This-Thing-Is-As-Safe-As-Houses-I-Tell-You was refitted in 2287 and recommissioned as the USS Hello Sailor, then was destroyed in 2291 when Captain Mercury knocked the heel off his boot while

Mine was really effective in high school.

He attributed its inclusion to a "drafting error."

I checked on this article specifically to see where Frontalot ranked in. I share your disappointment

EVERYONE EVER: Immaculate conception does not mean what you think it means. Please look it up before misusing it further. Thanks.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared

Did Hobby Lobby hire the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? (not that I agree with their stance in any way)

I read this book (over many nights) to my 4 year old daughter recently. I was a bit unsure how to approach the ending, because she recently has realized that both of her grandfathers had passed away many years ago (my FIL 11 years ago, my own father 4 years ago), which left a bit of a hole in her. Thankfully, my

There is an "Ed Wood of CGI" named Larry Kasanoff. And he made this:

Hopefully this movie will redeem the series from the awful second film and remind people of the childlike wonder they experienced watching Tom Six's beautiful first film about people who get their mouths sewn onto other people's assholes.

Who doesn't love a GIGANTIC Buddha? Nothing says "I have achieved a state of benign nothingness" like being 420 feet tall.

I don't think Bob Orci's temperament would be suited to having to deal with weekly reactions from fans. How about CBS commissions a new Star Trek show, once Bryan Fuller is done with Hannibal.