They are cyclical, typically in 17-year brood cycles, like cicadas. Come to think of it, we haven’t seen a swarm of douches this thick since 2001. Right on schedule, I guess.

And such disrespect for a decorated veteran in the War on Christmas™️, at that.  Where’s the civility?

It’s almost like Conservatives believe everything they are told, as if the punditry never lies to them, the think-tanks tell them to disbelieve a woman and they bow down and take the commands. They are brainwashed into believing that there is an absolute certainty a woman would lie about such events, that this whole…

I believe you mean Rapeublicans.  Scream it from the rooftops!

The more articulate shitbirds will respond with some half-hearted blowoff about how we clearly don’t want to argue in good faith.

Honestly, in a just world the single-issue anti-choice voters would receive truckloads of fresh babies on their doorsteps everyday from the women who they prevented from having agency over their own bodies. Those assholes wanted this, now they can deal with the natural consequences.  At the very least it may force…

Worse yet, they aren’t even clever or humorous. Just another teenaged edgelord twat crawling out of the primordial ooze at r/t_d who is apparently going for the world record at try-harding.

You know who would be perfect brand advocates to assist in the delivery of new vehicles to excited customers?

Huh; I had always assumed that they wanted it to be kept as a punishment baby, like a breathing, pooping scarlet letter.  Because more than anything else, these shitjackals live to police the sexuality of others.

I think there is a beautiful irony to the fact that the perceived stupidity of the electorate is the thread that links both parties.

Somewhere Jeff Sessions is trashing a conference room in impotent rage right now.

Blizzaks? Psssssshhh, amateurs. The Nokian Hakkapeliitta is where it’s at.

Narcissism is a weird word for cocaine. And I don’t buy any of that horseshit teetotalling mythos he’s enshrined himself in; that jackass was a fixture of the Manhattan socialite scene in the 1980’s. It would have been more scandalous if he hadn’t been doing rails off his escort du jour.

Exactly!  It was an endless supply of day-old pastries, branded note pads, antibiotics or anti-inflammatories, and increasingly intricate pens for wildly unsafe drugs, like Accutane, Cylert, Darvocet, or Omniflox.

Similarly: The passage of the Sunshine Act in 2010 put the clamps to the timeless practice of Pharma reps dropping thousands of samples at a physicians office. I had a parent in medical administration, and until they left industry in the 90’s, I had no idea that pharmaceuticals had to be bought, or that they came in…

This is a good point about the shamelessness with which some courts and politicians willfully bastardize the 1st Amendemeny via intentional misinterpretations of SCOTUS decisions like Tinker or Hazelwood to support prior restraint by invoking the boogeymen of disruption and security.

A generation of lower-middle class incel jihadists?

The new benchmark of generational success!

I am nearing the tail end of my 30’s; whenever I hear some starry-eyed rube trying to position themselves as a guru by spouting nonsense like “Follow your truth and the Universe will provide” or “Love what you do and success will find you”, I like to pull my kids to the side and remind them that America’s wealth is…

“St. Lucian??? That’s practically Central America. Just another MS-13 animal, if you ask me!” - Sean Hannity, inevitably.