Lord save us from the inevitable return of “Extreme Couponing” in the coming Great Depression 2: Depress Harder after public companies report their Q2 losses in Late July/Early August. It was bad enough when the fad roamed the earth between 2006-2010.

Kohl’s entire business model is predicated on exactly this emotion. They take a shirt, which other retailers might sell for $25, mark it up to $45, then mark it down to $28, but which both retailers (Kohl’s and their competitor) bought from a wholesaler for $7 (and the wholesaler had it manufactured for $1.75,…

I spent dozens, upon dozens of hours perusing those Penney’s holiday catalogs, trying to find the perfect toy that would still be within the family budget (the Lego Space Monorail was the sperm whale to my Ahab).

Look, IF they are innocent, the system will exonerate them.

Fuck parsley.  It’s the venture capitalist of herbs; just sitting there on the plate, not doing shit or adding any value, but content to take credit for the work of the meat and potatoes under the guise of “classing it up.”

I’m starting to worry that we’ve saddled herbs with an undeserved bad reputation.  No herb has ever started a series of dumpster fires with the same gusto as this shitbird.

You think that’s bad? I have it on good authority that Susan Collins is going to be “gravely concerned at this deviation from precedent.”

An honorary doctorate from Prager U and a handful of grandpappy’s Nazi Collaborator medals is over-qualification in this Administration.

The “makeunder” is a long-standing tradition for defense teams as is the “nerdover”, which is the go to look for spoiled, shitstain petit bourgeoisie teen rapists.

You magnificent bastard!

I’d wager that Uncle Joe sincerely thinks he deserves kudos for the tremendous restraint he showed by not addressing her as “Sugartits”.

I’ve been boning up by rewatching every episode of Letterkenny. But I’ve been a student of the culture my entire life, as I grew up close enough to catch over the air broadcasts of Don Cherry’s Saturday night show, and our local cable system has carried the CBC for years. I’m also over the bridges or through the…

Yup!  On the count of three, say your favorite dinosaur.

The Northeast Lower Peninsula has its bright spots. Mainly the lakeshore from Tawas to the Bridge and the Au Sable River Valley.  Just watch out for the militia nutjobs.

As a Michigander, I’m all in. Give me the metric system, poutine, and all-dressed Ruffles, or give me death.

The answer is in the question: he got his and he’s afraid that if everyone else gets some, he’ll have far less. It’s new lipstick on that same Baby Boomer pig, “Fuck You, I Got Mine.” Add to that a dose of old fashioned American Exceptionalism (“I EARNED mine”) and the staunch reality that during the Great…

It’s been litigated here ad nauseum, yet bears repeating: Jim and Pam were fucking bullies and self-absorbed shitbirds who tried to excuse their behavior by victim blaming their choice of targets. Dwight and Angela are the real heart and soul of that office, and it was nice to see them get their happily ever after…

Or, and I’m just spitballing here, she could just do rails of Adderall in the parking lot before coming into the office like the rest of us goddamned adults do.

“Guns n’ Mayo”. Stealing this name for my new 80’s Hair Rock Bluegrass-style cover band!

Now that’s the Twitter movement I want to see; thousands of people @ing Penn, asking if this is what they teach at Wharton. To have the school officially proclaim that he was a D-student would be delicious.