Libertarianism: Astrology for White Men™️

“Sorry kids; we had to send Tucker to live on a farm because he couldn’t stop shitting on the chesterfield.”

This is, by a wide margin, the most idiotic version of the Nuremberg Defense.

Ironically, it was the best description I’d ever heard for the current administration’s cavalcade of shitbirds and buffoonery;  “The Trump Administration is like ‘The Godfather’, except everyone is Fredo.”

Steamy!

I read that as “20 cars parked in the space of 1”. But yeah, if 4C’s are only moving at 12/month, the 50 that were repossessed represent 4.17 months worth of National inventory.

For my Libertarian FIL, I jokingly told my wife that his elder care would be a pair of bootstraps, a gallon jug of water, and a ride into the woods. She shot some pretty hard dagger eyes. That evening when we were at dinner with her parents, her Dad’s opening salvo was some word salad about Millennials, work ethic,…

TBH, TradMale sounds like exactly the kind of thing dork-ass neo nazi internet cosplayers would call themselves. See Exhibit A, this fantastic specimen of the so-called master race who has been arrested (not once but twice!) for domestic assaults related to quasi-incestuous affairs with mothers-in-law/stepmoms (I…

“The greatest threat to our precious, majority white democracy is another 1.25% of our citizens who generally don’t look like us receiving the right to vote.” - Mitch McConnell’s Subtext.

Yeah, this is incredibly on brand for the frozen pizza prince.

Someone fetch my fainting couch!

There is a minuscule outside chance that it might briefly curtail some of the migration, but in the most awful way imaginable. The leaders of all 3 countries are invariably strongmen dictators (Honduras’ Juan Orlando Hernández, who defied their constitution to run for an illegitimate second term, won on the flimsiest…

Jesus Murphy, the only thing more insufferable than regular Alex Jones would be Martyr Alex Jones. If it’s legit, I hope he spends the rest of his time in a jail cell.

I’m all but certain he has 3 incredibly thirsty, unsolicited acceptance packets from Liberty University piled on the escritoire in his parents’ foyer.

Frankly I’m not sure why we haven’t enacted some sort of incentive system for white male Brogessives to move to the red and soon-to-be purple states. This is not snark; I’m being genuine and am one (not the bro part, but the rest). Heterosexual white men will have the fewest barriers to entry in those areas and would…

0802’s are peppered with dickheads.

That won’t stop the GOP.

I want to crush this comment into a fine dust and snort neatly divided rails of it off a framed photo of St. Ronnie holding his costar from Bedtime for Bonzo. I colleague of mine spams the listserv for our department daily with the most unimaginative “inspirational memes”. Last week she sent an image of an older white…

I mean, I know I sure would feel totally owned as a libtard if his next rally was everyone just staring at the sun with binoculars for 45 minutes.  The only thing that would own me harder is if they also burnt their own homes to the ground right when they leave for the rally.  I’d be so triggered I may never recover.

He’s the human equivalent of dividing by zero.