Seems like being a D.I. requires a very specific worldview, like that of an unhinged older brother.

No shit; I hope you guys called him “Master No-Funs” behind his back.  /S

I’d wager that the backpacks are sold at cost or even a slight loss, with Ceramic composite plates and other Tac add-ons (NVG, particulate filter masks, hazmat showers, etc.) being the profit centers.  Similar to how Sony sells the PlayStation.

“This is America; you can either have a straight spine or a thoracic cavity not riddled with searing hot jacketed lead, but not both. Don’t be greedy, kid.”  - Revisionist version of the Founding Fathers.

Way to fall for “The firehose of lies” strategy employed by this entire administration.

You only say that because maybe you haven’t driven the best one:

Right? This is the legacy of Trumpism, the fact that we must now enumerate out loud the previously unspoken understanding of “There will always be a room for you with Mom and Dad... unless you become an actual goddam nazi, Fuck-o.”

They are 100% comfortable AF. I wear my own to and from various hospitals; but I would still never wear facility scrubs outside of the hospital because I don’t care how sterile the O.R. is... that place is crawling with superbugs and antibiotic resistant organisms just waiting to get into your upholstry or carpet and f…

Also protip:

::video douche stubs toe::

I was gasping for air by the end. I kept holding out for Pa Kessler to finish with “You done goofed now, idiot!”.

Holy shit, the manner in which Kessler describes how he found the “anti-german rhetoric” problematic without even batting an eye at the irony was mindblowing. Also, yeah, “orthodox crosses”... you mean the pre-Christian Celtic sun crosses that these neo-nazi shitbirds coopted from Norwegian Odinist Nazi’s after WWII?…

ICYMI:

That’s giving her far too much credit. I’d wager that unlike the other things she’s lied about, she knows this is one of the ones for which incontrovertible proof may exist on tape, and is exhausted or weary from all the other horseshit water she’s been forced to carry.

Tragically, the slugs all starved to death.

Seconded and furthermore, since there seems to be so much overlap in the “Invisble Hand” and “Respect the Anthem for Police/Military” Venn diagram, I’d love to hear those rubes explain away the fact that police services and the military are fucking socialized services.

See also:  Baby Boomers.

I am on pins and needles waiting for the inevitable rash of YouTube videos showing conservatives crushing, torching, or otherwise demolishing their ridiculously over-priced retirement plans for catharsis and attention. That’ll show the libs!

I’d wager they are discounted upwards, and the cocktails will remain $150 a pop. Even Tangerine Scream can’t resist fleecing the rubes in his base.

I was hoping the only food available to them would be from an enterprising chef serving nutraloaf, the prison punishment food that has been repeatedly condemned by the SCOTUS.  If they crave a police state, they should be ready for the cuisine.